Angry tug

Your wife doesn't feel like having sex but you pester her to death and she gives you an old fashion.

Thank you for the angry tug, I'll go back to the yard work now.

by SomeGuyInDundalk June 7, 2018

The angry Bilbo

to show somebody the middle-finger
(related to Martin Freeman (the actor of Bilbo Baggins) on the set of "The Hobbit", who obviously likes to flip off the cameras of the Behind-the-Scenes-Team)

He showed me the angry Bilbo
He was doing the angry Bilbo

by HPMax December 4, 2013

Angry Catfish

A sex position/act where you get catfished, but go along with it. Then pin the catfisher in a tub full of water while fucking them in the ass, and yell, "I've got a big one here!" It's best if you also have a beer and yell your fishing buddies name.

Thank god for the Angry Catfish. That one night stand would have been a bust without it!

by qTay June 11, 2020

Angry massage

When a wife asks a husband for a massage without sex, he Jack's off on her back rubs it in and goes to sleep.

Wife to girlfriend: Dean must be mad, he gave me an angry massage last night.

by Mongo likes candy April 5, 2023

Angry Brit

When British people get angry and shout a bit when defensive they are called an Angry Brit (yes we british people also yell at the weather)

Sketch: Why is Carnage Angry?
Hawks: Because he is an Angry Brit!

by KaliWolfe May 21, 2022

Angry Bean

1. A smol bean being salty about being called a smol bean

Marius is acting like an angry bean towards Marie

by MommaMini December 5, 2017

angry defining

when someone gets really mad at a person or something else and decides to submit a nasty definition about them to urban dictionary.

person 1: so, i searched myself up on urbandictionary and got some nasty shit. it was all the stuff my ex bitched at me about.

person 2: that dumb shit has been angry defining anyone they're pissed off at.

by fukyouitsnottrue February 6, 2010