angry clucker

The art of holding someone in a chicken wing arm hold, and having anal sex, while using only hot sauce (more specifically sriracha) as a lubricant.

Guy 1: Did you hear what I did to becky last night?

Guy 2: No what did you do?

Guy 1: I gave her the angry clucker, that bitch sounded like a rooster in a farm machinery accident.

by Jerseymk2 June 11, 2021

angry hamster

When you're mad at your boyfriend so you blow another dude, then keep his jizz in your cheeks like a hamster. Then, you go back to your manwhore and make out with him, giving him some of your hamster load.

Daquain didn't buy me the right type of ice cream so I went to the club and gave him an angry hamster when I got back.

by Steffaninja June 23, 2017

Angry dalek

To attack someone with a sink plunger.

She came at me like an angry dalek.

by Gixxer1216 December 4, 2017

Angry Swede

Also known as Linkness. An Angry Swede is someone who is from Sweden and gets angry at little things, like being called an Angry Swede

Hawks: “Oh look, the Angry Swede just joined the vc”
Linkness: “i’M nOt An AnGrY sWeDe @?#%$”

by Hawks1225 May 11, 2022

Angry massage

When a wife asks a husband for a massage without sex, he Jack's off on her back rubs it in and goes to sleep.

Wife to girlfriend: Dean must be mad, he gave me an angry massage last night.

by Mongo likes candy April 5, 2023

Angry Brit

When British people get angry and shout a bit when defensive they are called an Angry Brit (yes we british people also yell at the weather)

Sketch: Why is Carnage Angry?
Hawks: Because he is an Angry Brit!

by KaliWolfe May 21, 2022

angry defining

when someone gets really mad at a person or something else and decides to submit a nasty definition about them to urban dictionary.

person 1: so, i searched myself up on urbandictionary and got some nasty shit. it was all the stuff my ex bitched at me about.

person 2: that dumb shit has been angry defining anyone they're pissed off at.

by fukyouitsnottrue February 6, 2010