A statement that provides little to no importance, leaves the audience in confusion and is usually followed up with, “and then I found $20” to regain some attention to one’s self.
Hey guys! While was driving to work today, I saw this bird flying this morning pretty high in the sky.... and the I found $20! - that is a Patrick statement
by Professional Fur Handler August 25, 2018
Get the Patrick Statementmug. by patrick boobies June 16, 2021
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Noun: the first pee you take after ejaculation from anal sex. “Salt water” (the sea) and a “starfish” (Patrick)
“I’d rather snuggle, but I’ve got to go take a Patrick spray.”
“As long as I take a Patrick spray, she doesn’t make me wash it first.
“As long as I take a Patrick spray, she doesn’t make me wash it first.
by Hal2001 April 19, 2023
Get the Patrick spraymug. A man who communicates only through musical numbers and interpretive dance moves, such as the eagle dance.
by bigbigboi May 27, 2020
Get the Patrick Samaroomug. An uncircumcised chode having kid who gets no pussy. Typically acts gay and likes to make fun of jewish people while watching Star Wars porn.
by Aidan Mcclay April 28, 2017
Get the polish patrickmug. by Mr. Morningstar July 8, 2021
Get the Donovan Patrickmug.