Monday

The day you find out you don't have to die to go to hell...

me: Am I dead?
friend: No, but you are in hell.
me: how?
friend: It's monday.

by Bloesem September 04, 2018

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the day you realize you don't have to die to go to hell

I thought I wouldn't be punished for my sins until after my death. Apparently I was wrong, i happens on monday.

by Bloesem May 18, 2020

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monday

The day that you realize that you don't have to die to go to hell.

me: Is this hell?
friend: Yes.
Me: Am I dead?
Friend: No, it's monday.

by Bloesem April 16, 2018

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The day that you finally realize that you don't have to die to go to hell.

me: What is this place, hell?
friend: You gave the answer yourself!
me: Am I dead?
friend: No, it's Monday...

by Bloesem May 24, 2018

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monday is code word for hentai which is also what made the holiday hentai monday

bro don't annoy me i have monday plans

by the guy with a tie February 16, 2024

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by Meh life March 16, 2020

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The day that you get to beat up a VSCO girl and hug an e-girl if possible. E-girls might not hug you back.

Hey Erica it’s Monday! Let’s go hug Jenna but let’s be carefull!

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