Monday

the day of the week before Tuesday and following Sunday.

I'll see you on Monday

by sigmamale1260 March 29, 2025

Black Monday

The first Monday after the NFL regular season ends where head coaches are typically fired by their respective franchises.

I hope Black Monday hits Mike McCarthy; he’s never heard of clock management!!

by CTO_DC4L January 10, 2022

Monday

My bus driver is the definition of Monday.

"I hate Monday"

by IOnceRoamedTheEarth September 9, 2021

motherless monday

the monday after a long weekend of being an idiot, doing dumb shit, or motherless activity.

Joe: Yo how did this weekend go?

Me: It’s definitely a motherless monday, bro. i was at the club catching hella ass and getting drunk as fuck!

by Dream Jackson January 17, 2022

monday

nigger

i hate mondays. I was recently in jail and a friend said that mondays are niggers for 5 months solid we used the word mondays to talk shit about them right in front these ignorant fucks

by doja303 October 26, 2017

mineta Monday

Every Monday is national eat a grape day

Person 1:◡̈⋆🄷🄴🅈(●’◡’●)ﾉ happy mineta monday!

Person 2:What's mineta day?!?

Person 1:Oh! It's national eat a grape day! It happens every Monday

by Buttercup_9999 October 26, 2020

The First Monday

The first Monday of December when it is acceptable to start playing Christmas music

Sam: why did Tommy get beat?

Jim: oh, he played Christmas music before the first Monday

by 1stoftheweek November 25, 2019