front seat yoga

The act of having some form of "intimacy" in the front seat of a vehicle. "Intimacy" can range from kissing to as much as full-on sex. Front seat yoga has been known to include making footprints on the inside of a windshield and the fogging of windows.

Kristin...my AC controls are all messed up in my car...were you and Jimmy engaged in a little front seat yoga on your date last night??

by jfwordsmythe March 20, 2017

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Get the front seat yogamug.

Shut the front door

something you say to not swear or nearly did swear

teacher: (blames peter for not doing his homework)
peter: shut.. (about to swear to teacher but doesn't want to) the front door
teacher: dude shut the hell up

guy in store: yo

peter:shut the front door

by CANYOUREADTHISYESYOUCAN October 10, 2011

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Get the Shut the front doormug.

united front

a term used for a group of two or more people walking in front of you who are walking really slow, and you are having trouble getting around them because the walkway is too narrow and/or there are people walking in the opposite direction, and it enrages you so much you think they are conspiring against you.

Tedward: those fatasses were walking in front of me and i just couldn't get around them

Olaf: i know exactly what you're talking about. united fronts suck!

by Saparmurat December 3, 2010

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Get the united frontmug.

Front Row Joe

A prime time parking spot. Right up in the front.

That spots closer than I seen before. Front Row Joe, Front Row Joe.

by Front Row Joe October 27, 2006

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Get the Front Row Joemug.

Front bang wash

1. a karate move
2. a shampoo technique
3. a sexual position

(If all three are done at once you will die. Do not attempt)

1. My neighbor attacked me so I did the only logical thing, Front Bang Wash.

2. My neighbor had dirty hair so I did the only logical thing, Front Bang Wash.

3. My neighbor was really wanting it so did the only logical thing, Front Bang Wash.

by Mick Jones March 7, 2008

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