Win-fapping

The act of masturbating after winning an argument. Usually done vigorously and loudly to make the others know what you're doing.
I CANT HEAR YOU OVER MY WIN-FAPPING, LOGAN!
by dankushmaymay June 01, 2015
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coffee fap

When you rub one out prior to a coffee nap, resulting in the most sublime 30 minutes of rest you've ever had.
Dude, I had the best coffee fap this afternoon, and now I'm ready to take on the world!
by Trollalalala December 29, 2017
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mega fap

When you fap so hard your dick bleeds
I mega faped and it hurt but felt good
by Giamt anus alex December 11, 2017
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fap file

A folder on your computer that contains downloaded porn, naked pictures, and or homemade sex tapes. Usually used to masturbate to when no one is around.
"Bro can I use your computer?"
"Sure"
"Dude!! Your fap file is huge!!"
by RS3 December 31, 2016
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Fap battle

A competition time see how can go the longest with sex of any kind
Jon challenge d Jason to fap battle that was in 2016 some say if thus continues it will destroy the world
by French intesifies August 23, 2018
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Terrorist fapping

When you like to bust fat nuts on or near people In a menacing way, this can also be seen as a racist act if you scream clopping (search that) as you do it
Person 1 I love Terrorist fapping

Person 2 yo wtf bro
by Camron16almost17 May 30, 2021
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fap leather

The cloth that you use to wipe up the semen after masturbating, the name comes from the cloth becoming stiff like leather from all of the use that it gets.
Person one: Hey Joey! I need to get a new fap leather.
Person two: yeah me to mine feels more like a brick than a cloth.
by MrMaclroy July 18, 2018
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