Vent fap

This is a type of vent you do in a form of masturbating.

Man, I just got dumped... I need to vent fap to it off my mind.

by Sinir June 1, 2020

Fap clap

Fap clap is when a guy is jerking off and it makes a clapping sound. *clap* *clap*

Yo maaaaan you wanna go fap clap to that hot girl?

by lol rRed January 10, 2019

panic fap

The act of overreacting so much to a minor situation that you have to masturbate to alleviate stress.

Man, I discovered I needed new shoes and got so flustered I needed to panic fap it out

by Iamapie42 November 13, 2021

Schrodinger's Fap

An allegory for a terrible porn addiction.
At any given point you are either fapping or not fapping, like your the cat and fapping is the poison.

Paul: "Dude, I can't stop thinking about titties, it feels like at any time im liable to breakdown and masterbate"
Patrick: "well it sounds like your going thru a case of Schrodinger's Fap"

by Founder of Shrodinger's Fap April 29, 2022

spite-fap

Fapping to someone you find morally reprehensible, like Adolph Hitler fapping to Sarah Silverman.

I only watch Fox News to spite-fap to Megyn Kelly.

by Walter Duckface September 12, 2015

Fap dungeon

A cave that a man creature crawls into to masturbate, he rarely leaves, only to get food

"Anyone see Josh? Haven't seen him all day..."

"Yeah he's in his fap dungeon..."

by Karab okama January 7, 2021

Fapping Designer

Someone who faps whilst designing

Dude 1: Joshs dad is a fapping designer
Dude 2: WTF is that???
Dude 1: Its when you masturbate when you design stuff
Dude 2: Cool I want to be a fapping designer

Its when you fap whilst designing

Its a Fapping Designer

by Finnbbaz March 24, 2018