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dirty windshield

placing goggles or other form of eye protection on a person and then defecating or rubbing fecal matter on the goggles.
dude last night i gave my girldfrind a dirty windshield.
by twizzle September 3, 2006
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cats with wings

Acid. LSD. Liquid LSD. Liquid Acid.
1.Hey guys, wanna get some cats with wings this weekend?
2.Wow, flying with those cats on Friday was amazing!
by Bloodclot October 14, 2005
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windsored

when a person (the windsoree) says something funny or interesting, and another person (the winsdorer) repeats it more
vocally and thus gains credit for it. in
other words a complete cuntstrick.
you have just been windsored
by billbobbigbag April 22, 2009
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winesack

He who is skilled in the speaking of the kings english, spanish, and a blend of Floridian dialect. Skilled in the wooing of women of any age, and prone to smoke the reefer.
guy 1: hows goes it senor winesack?
guy 2: it goes well, shaint i speak it thrice?
guy 1: indeed, shaint you. shall you comondeer a wiffy?
guy 2: i believe i will not, unless it is to bang
by mohawkmuscle62 February 8, 2010
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clear wings

In the wings system, clear wings are earned by placing your face between the spread legs of your girl while she is giving herself the five-finger-gusset-shuffle. When she explosively orgasms all over your face, you have earned your clear wings.

These wings are best earned while wearing windshield wiper glasses.
"Alex wanted to know if he could borrow my windshield wiper glasses for the evening. He had invited a nasty snatch over for dinner and was out to earn his Clear Wings."
by Beetle Bailey April 21, 2009
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Red Wings

Something you earn when, for the first time, you perform oral sex on a female while she is having a heavy flow day.
Ronnie: "Dang Steve, were you just eating ketchup sandwiches?"

Steve: "No Ronnie, I just got my Red Wings"
by HanoStegner May 4, 2014
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Suck My Wings

Originally said by rapper lil wayne referring to his dick with the change of word to fit his rhyme.

now used by "bro's" saying suck my dick
and you can suck my wings
stand on my money head butt yao ming

Hey man gimme that money you owe me!
ya ok suck my wings
by Jefferey 'the giraffe' October 7, 2009
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