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Don't shit where you eat

Don't behave in a way, or make choices, that will ruin something you depend on.
Captalist: Let's just dispose of this toxic waste in the nearby river where people fish.

Sane person: Say what ? That's suicide. Don't shit where you eat, my friend.
by Wyrd Sister March 9, 2017
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Werner

Knows as Werries, Winawerner or Vern (but thats mostly for the English speaking...)

Bright, happy, terrible spellers, full of love, will always support you and point out the things you should be grateful for. Bad memories but they tend to make up for it with surprises. What they do best is remind you that everything will always be okay.

They are everything and all in one. More, you do not need.
1. I wish I had a Werner in my life!

2. I wish I could turn my work into a Werner, I'd become a workaholic!
by Hippie4Supermanou May 3, 2013
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wheres the dislike button when you need it?

facebook saying

when you dont like someones status but not cause your hating just cause you thought it was cool
facebook friend.. i love my iphone4
me .. wheres the dislike button when you need it?
by roccot7 June 27, 2010
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I remember when I had my first beer.

A sentence said when one is acting very immature to the point of extreme annoyance, as in how a young person may act when they have their first alcoholic beverage. Can also be said to somebody who is acting irritatingly foolish when drinking, or to a lightweight at drinking. Taken from a line Will Ferrell says to John C. Reilly in the comedy "Step Brothers".
1. Guy 1: "Dude, that Coors Light is gettin' to me!"

Guy 2: "Yeeeeah, I remember when I had my first beer..."

2. Guy 1: "You're such a butthead."

Guy 2: "Wow. I remember when I had my first beer."
by MarlboroMan23 November 11, 2009
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smile when you say that

(Western US via cowboy movies)

Your last remark crossed the line. Immediately retract/clarify/soften it, or I'll be offended/in your face/pumping you full of lead.
"Of course, there never was a man born in those parts who was worth a damn..."

"Smile when you say that!"
by Shane August 11, 2003
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where dey at?

the only question to be asked when searching for a BNH (butt naked hoe)
bird dick: ay bro where dey at?

bird dick 2.0: i dont know mane im tryna find em

bird dick 3.0: thaswassup
by bdmane October 20, 2009
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When is tuan getting here?

(variants: When is tuan arriving? When is tuan coming?

Generally, used as a rhetorical question in colloquial parlance. However, some philosophers have argued that because one can never be certain of the moment or range of time during which tuan will arrive, the question becomes unanswerable. In this sense, the expression is often considered a paradox since, as some philosophers claim, all questions have at least one answer.)

1: a rhetorical question used to convey puzzlement or confusion.

2: a rhetorical question used to express one's belief that the question being asked or the subject matter being contemplated is hopelessly unanswerable.

3: ("Randian" usage) a rhetorical question - used similarly to the query "Who is John Galt?" found throughout "Atlas Shrugged" - meant to be interpreted as meaning: why ask questions that have no answers or where the answers are not readily obtainable?
1: Engineer 1: "Why won't the doohicky fit into the whatchamacallit?" Engineer 2: "When is tuan getting here?"

2: Poli-Sci Major: "Why did we invade Iraq anyway?" Hippie Roommate: "When is tuan getting here?"

3: "When is tuan getting here?" The light was ebbing, and Eddie Willers could not distinguish the bum's face. The bum had said it simply, without expression. But from the sunset far at the end of the street, yellow glints caught his eyes, and the eyes looked straight at Eddie Willers, mocking and still - as if the question had been addressed to the causeless uneasiness within him. -- Atlas Shrugged, Ayn Rand
by atlasfugged August 2, 2007
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