Northern Virginia

The crown of Virginia, NOVA is the only decent place in the state. It's money is stolen and given to the rejects--I mean the rest of Virginia. Although we attend the colleges scattered around the state, we quickly return when we finish because there is no other place with great job opportunities and high salaries. We do not stop, stare, and gaze when we see people that are not white. We are not southerners, nor would you find a confederate flag anywhere in the area, we actually take offense to being called southern. Luxury is a common site and most of the time a standard. We forced Virginia to vote blue in the elections :D We are the voice of Virginia. The only other great populations are either because its the capital of the state or because we needed a place to buy beach property in our state. Other than that everyone lives in NOVA. Its the best place with the greatest things to do. I would go down there and tell it to all you Southern Virginians but:

1.) I would get no cell phone signal

2.) GPS probably hasn't been invented there yet

3.) I don't have 4 wheel drive to take dirt roads

4.) I'm not white so I would get shot

Californian: Hey you're the new guy from Virginia?
Me: Oh no, not me, I'm from Northern Virginia

by NOVA703 April 6, 2010

West Virginia Pink Spatoon

After the act of gaping/wallering out a woman's anal cavity, use the bored out hole as a spitter whilst continuing to have intercourse.

Hey Breanna, Geoff brought his mint Copenhagen, I thinks he wants to West Virginia Pink Spatoon you.

by Geoff12 June 2, 2021

West Virginia Humdinger

Sucking on a man's nuts while humming school fight songs; the melody is the most pleasureable but try other parts for different results!

"Dude, that West Virginia humdinger I got the other night was so awesome...she kept humming the piccolo part from Mountain Dew.

by "failcakes" January 19, 2010

West Virginia

Where the entire population of Akron, Ohio originated.

by somebody October 17, 2003

northern virginia

I don't get why all these stupid southern Virginians think were all rich and shit. Ive lived here all my life and there are gangs and ghettos. The only really rich place is great falls and everybody hates people who live there because they are rich and snobby but that's only a very small part of northern virginia.

stereotypical southern Virginian:Go to hell you stupid rich northern Virginian

northern Virginian(only slightly stereotypical):oh so I should go to southern virginia then.

by North VA! April 25, 2011

Northern Virginia

NOVA or Northern Virginia are the suburbs of Washington D.C. Some of the richest counties in the United States. Anybody in Loudoun, Prince William. Fairfax and Arlington county are considered from NOVA. When asked where they are from they always respond "Northern Virginia, right outside of D.C." instead of Virginia. Disaffiliates themselves from Southern Virginia

"Where are you from?"
"Northern Virginia, right outside D.C."

by Northern Virginian YES May 2, 2010

west virginia breath mint

When your sister pussy farts in your mouth to get the smell of your brothers dick off your breath.

Billie Jean had a hot date, so she asked her sister for a West Virginia breath mint.

by stoopidphucker June 24, 2009