Unkept Vagina

A secret sect of hippie women with robust bush. Their vulvular values are their own. No one can force them to maintain their vaginal manes.

She refused to trim her bush and we thought she should go dwell with the band of unkept vaginas.

by Nym September 12, 2016

vagina trap

A female who has had sex with at least 5 men and can fit a Mason jar in her cunt.

See whore

"Hey, have you seen Lisa?"
"Oh you mean the vagina trap?"
"Yeah"
"Last time I saw her she was heading to the bathroom with a Mason ja---"
"Shit..."

by BonBonCereal January 12, 2016

vagina victim

The man loses everything in a divorce.

He was the vagina victim when she left.

by Seismic Soldier September 24, 2019

Vagina pool

When a lady is formally sitting with legs reclined and proceeds to spill a drink in her lap causing the necessary squeezing of her legs to prevent penetration of liquids to the seating surface beneath.

I almost spilled my wine on the couch but my vagina pool saved the day.

rose reservoir

by mcjohnzy October 1, 2017

faiths vagina

A place I call home.

Im inside Faiths vagina!

by HeyIs4Horses October 7, 2016

tracking vagina

when the female gender is able to locate something that a male cannot. See manlooking. Usually used in response to the term manlooking when conversing with a female.

him: I can't find my car keys.
her: stop manlooking and you'll find them.
him: turn on your tracking vagina and help me!
her: check your pants pockets from last night.
him: found them!

by Katlakat September 23, 2016

Vagina vote

Voting for a presidential candidate solely because they're a woman.

"Dude, who are you voting for in the next election?"
"Hillary man, it'd be so great to finally have a female president."
"Don't cast a vagina vote!"

by ostrichofjustice September 11, 2016