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kick in the vagina

when a girl or woman gets kicked in the vagina.
Girl 1: ::Bitchslaps:: girl 2
Girl 2 : Kicks and aims for her vagina.It connects.
Girl 1: ... ::rolls and floor grabbing crotch::
by Tito March 14, 2004
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Vagina Melt Sandwich

The lesbian sex act in which two women are engaged in tribadism and one, both, or a third party pours melted Velveeta cheese in between their two vaginas. The sound produced is nothing short of exquisite.
Cindy and I got really hungry last night so we popped some Velveeta cheese in the microwave and made ourselves a vagina melt sandwich.
by Ryan J B September 25, 2005
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Vagina

Female genitalia.

When aroused, swells and produces a filmy, whitish lubricant.

Contains a number of nerve endings, none more senstive than the clitoris, an organ a part of the vagina that is formed from the same tissue as the head of the male penish.

Stretchable. Consequently, the wider the penis inserted, the more pleasurable for the woman. However, this is not an elastic wasteband, most women prefer a fairly broad diameter equivalent to that of a fairly thick cucumber.

Approximately six inches deep, sometimes more or less depending on the woman. Suffice to say, the value of a long penis dimishes after 8 inches or when lacking in depth.

Exit for a baby.
He had a 12 inch swizzle stick and kept ramming his fingers in my vagina. Next time I'll just use a dildo.
by Anonymous June 12, 2003
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vagina

my vagina smells like sugarcane but taste like flowers
by i love vag May 27, 2009
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vagina on wheels

what guy in his right state of mind would buy a Toyota Prius? it's a f*ckin' vagina on wheels!
by YoHomieImDaBombBass March 19, 2011
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Vagina Stage Fright

The act of not being able to pee in a public restroom.
I tried to use the bathroom at the mall and I had vagina stage fright..I froze up and nothing would come out!!
by Just a random female April 20, 2011
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dead vagina

a girl who cannot feel any pleasure in her vagina, but is not paralyzed from the waist down. her vagina is just dead. she cannot get wet if fingered, and will stop in mid orgasm to answer the phone, and act like nothing happened, which will mind fuck a man horribly.
ciara has such a dead vagina she would not get wet for me or anyone else for that matter.
by My name is Mr. Burns January 9, 2010
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