Viking Beard

When you carve a vagina sized canal into a mans large beard, and then stick your erect penis in the canal and have coitus with the beard. (coitus means sex)

Dude that man has a hole in his beard.
No no he has a viking beard.
Whats that?
Someone carved that hole and had sex with it.
OHHHH! COOL i wanna do that!

by dizzzlleedoozlledaz April 8, 2011

viking

a hairy man that does shrooms in the woods.

1."Dude. See that guy camping the next site over."
2."Yeah."
1."Dude. Hes a Viking or some shit. He was acting crazy."

by Matt Fox February 28, 2005

vilinta

a skinny ass lithuanian rat lookin son of a bitch that no one finds attractive.

alberts one true love. (vilinta)

by none of youre buissness December 9, 2008

viking cat sex

When you procide to stick your dick in cat while screaming land ho

Did you that Devon tried Viking cat sex yeah haven't seen him sense

by dochydog August 28, 2016

Order of the Viking Chieftains

This is a cool group in a roblox game called "prtty much evry bordr gam evr" unlike kc remember kids kc<vc

(Random noobie) Hey look some cool Viking Cheiftain's wow

(Fat wiggles) What Viking cheiftain's hey kc kill them!

(kc 1) gets killed by vc

(razzor) dies by bombing because kc is so bad at gliding

Stay mad noobs Order of the Viking Chieftains are the best!

by Sodaman123 August 27, 2021

visine

to cleans an eyeball with juices from the male penis.

this little vixon just could't keep her eyes shut so i gave her some visine to wash her eyes out.

by Javier Colon March 14, 2005

viking

Paintball Marker designed by the great Aaron K Alexander, the best open bolt marker ever.

Is that ugly thing a viking?
*shoots him at 23 bps debounce 1*

by Graz May 17, 2005