Vagina Hurl

verb; The act of giving birth; Shoving a human out of your female happy hole/ Port hole of life. Vagina hurl.

i gave birth aka vagina hurled my child whos name is skrillex cory iero way clark.

by ricecracker dick assman July 9, 2011

tracking vagina

when the female gender is able to locate something that a male cannot. See manlooking. Usually used in response to the term manlooking when conversing with a female.

him: I can't find my car keys.
her: stop manlooking and you'll find them.
him: turn on your tracking vagina and help me!
her: check your pants pockets from last night.
him: found them!

by Katlakat September 23, 2016

bucket of vaginas

The wishful, unspoken defense against random, rogue restaurant flower salesmen who interrup an otherwise romantic dinner with expectation and embarrassment.

Oh, holy fucking shit. This is our first date and here comes Mr 'Isn't your beautiful lady worth a $25 wilted rose?" flower fucking salesman. Yeah, next time you're trolling, being me a bucket of vaginas and then we'll talk. Right now, you can fuck-off.

by YAWA May 13, 2021

Vagina Wink

When a female wears such a short skirt that a view of her vagina occurs periodically.

"Bro, that girl's vagina winked at me all night from the dance floor"

by Taking4-7 October 20, 2013

Vagina-Cat

When one has pubes sooo soft, one could mistake them for a kittens fur

Ellen Davis has a Vagina-Cat, its sooo soft

by Rockandrolljunkiie February 4, 2009

vagina trap

A female who has had sex with at least 5 men and can fit a Mason jar in her cunt.

See whore

"Hey, have you seen Lisa?"
"Oh you mean the vagina trap?"
"Yeah"
"Last time I saw her she was heading to the bathroom with a Mason ja---"
"Shit..."

by BonBonCereal January 12, 2016

Vagina vote

Voting for a presidential candidate solely because they're a woman.

"Dude, who are you voting for in the next election?"
"Hillary man, it'd be so great to finally have a female president."
"Don't cast a vagina vote!"

by ostrichofjustice September 11, 2016