1. A sinister uncle/close family friend, think of an uncle buck type character, only instead of late 80's hijincks, he brings inapropraite touching and the need for years of therepy as an adult.
2. A sleazy fat man with predilections that ensure he will be found on the sex offenders register.
3. A dull episode of Gunsmoke from around 1955.
2. A sleazy fat man with predilections that ensure he will be found on the sex offenders register.
3. A dull episode of Gunsmoke from around 1955.
Yo dawg, my uncle sunday came over and he gave me a sip of his beer. I don't remember what happened next but when I woke up my clothes were inside out.
by faust2501 August 09, 2018
A sexual act whereupon a man is fucked up the ass and then shits the cum and feces mixture onto the chest of his partner. The partner is then laid out in the sun with the mixture spread thin across his chest. As the sun dries the mixture, it becomes crusty. Then you punch him in the dick.
by UncleBarry May 21, 2018
Hello sir, I'm calling you about your niece.
hello? This is uncle schmoo, you wanted to talk to me about my knees? Fuck that, my niece is in the hospital! Call me back pleeeeze! It's UNCLE SCHMOO!
hello? This is uncle schmoo, you wanted to talk to me about my knees? Fuck that, my niece is in the hospital! Call me back pleeeeze! It's UNCLE SCHMOO!
by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it February 09, 2019
My cousin-uncle is a good person.
by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019
The male equivalent of Aunt Flo. Used to refer to a man's monthly hormonal cycles, aka "irritable male syndrome".
Men's testosterone, goes up and down four or five times an hour.
There are daily cycles with testosterone.
Men have a monthly hormonal cycle and men can track their moods and recognize they are related to hormonal changes through the month.
Should he become cranky or aggravated it becomes obvious that Uncle Blob is visiting.
Men's testosterone, goes up and down four or five times an hour.
There are daily cycles with testosterone.
Men have a monthly hormonal cycle and men can track their moods and recognize they are related to hormonal changes through the month.
Should he become cranky or aggravated it becomes obvious that Uncle Blob is visiting.
by mary quite contrary November 19, 2019
A old man on YouTube who gets pranked and does and says stupid things that are funny while his great nephew films hims
Check them out on YouTube @ Bumbling Uncle
Check them out on YouTube @ Bumbling Uncle
Michael: wow have you heard of the bumbling uncle
Gabe: yea he's so funny
Savanna: fuck that mother fucker
Michael: hey don't say that
Savanna: well fuck you too BYE BITCH!!!!!!
Gabe: damn harsh
Michael: shut up Gabe
Gabe: yea he's so funny
Savanna: fuck that mother fucker
Michael: hey don't say that
Savanna: well fuck you too BYE BITCH!!!!!!
Gabe: damn harsh
Michael: shut up Gabe
by Apple pie.org March 03, 2020
Usually that one loyal ass nigga who would ride for his bitch but ends up getting played anyway
Probably doesnt gaf bout what you think of him
Probably doesnt gaf bout what you think of him
by Truthspeaker 101 March 21, 2017