Square Tire

Motorcyclist that never gets off interstates or major state or Federal highways. Complains loudly to fellow bikers if any side trip is proposed or considered. Usually a novice biker that will end the hobby soon. Very unpleasant to ride with.

The pack finally realized that Kyle was a "square tire" and told him they would meet back up with him in the Davenport/Moline area

by ponderpoint August 18, 2009

Adventure Time

This show raised people and taught everyone what friendship is. This show will forever be in everyone's heart to remind us that life can be an adventure with imagination. Thank you Fin and Jake for everything.

Any person: What time is it

Me: Adventure Time!

by dinners ready December 4, 2018

Every. Single. Time.

Used to draw attention to an obvious connection between those who share their ideology and agenda with the international banking cartel to brazen and overt attacks against the long term sustainability of civilisation.

Bill: I read an article by Joe Schlongberg discussing how your wife should be free to sleep with whoever she wants and you should just support her, no matter how many venereal diseases she contracts.
Harry: Every. Single. Time.

by Augustisimus December 2, 2020

Waluigi Time

A time, initiated by Waluigi or another party who favors Waluigi. When Waluigi Time is in effect, all other actions at that moment are to be stopped, and all attention must be focused on the shenanigans and mayhem that the starter is allowed to cause. Can also be used to render another's argument invalid. One is also obligated to yell "waaaa" at random intervals. Crotch chopping is optional, but approved.

Inspired by the hilarious webcomic Brawl In The Family, when Waluigi made his eponymous appearance, and was so well liked he made repeat appearances.

John: Hey, what's up?

Harry: Nothing. Hey did you see--

*Waluigi drops in*

Waluigi: WALUIGI TIME. NOW THIS SITE IS FUNNY AGAIN.

by Mr. Tonberry April 28, 2010

titlock

Female gridlock. You have no where to go because everywhere you turn there is a set of tits.

Man, I couldn't get out of that bar, a pack of cougars had me in titlock.

by Zombo April 4, 2007

tip top magoo

A phrase used to describe the good ganja. The kind of sweet sweet devils lettuce that will take you on a journey through the cosmos.

That weed I got off Uncle joey was tip top magoo.

by scoyle1994 October 8, 2018

titration position

When you grab your girl and make her do a handstand so you can get easy access to the poon then spread her legs. Next whip out your dick and your sodium hydroxide and drop some of that shit into her pus til it aint stank no more and its a nice salmon pink.

Man 1: "DId you hit it last night?"
Man 2: "Yeah, but that shit was acidic af so I had to use the titration position on that bitch"
Man 1: "NIceee, Dude!"

by BigDicNic November 20, 2016