bork guy

A type of person who reminds you of Brad Bellick from Prison Break, namely the first two seasons.
I.e. They are slippery, snakey, only look out for themselves and enjoy others misfortunes and can be power hungry. But underneath is likely to be a pussy.

“Had the misfortune of bumping into an old school friend today, he’s turned into such a bork guy”

“That fucking prick is such a bork guy, you can’t trust him as far as you can throw him”

by King Remy Brillo October 29, 2018

Five Guys

A fast food restaurant chain founded by five guys named Joe, Bob, Larry, Barry, and Stinky back in 1986.

Yo let’s go get Five Guys for dinner. Maybe we’ll run into Joe, Bob, Larry, Barry, and Stinky there.

by CaptainPete2024 October 31, 2023

Glider Guy

An epic child who does commentary and hates that vegan teacher

Kid: Pancho is the greatest
Other kid: *punches because Glider Guy is obviously the best*

by I say stuff March 19, 2021

butt guy

This is a state of mind. And Energy. Can be masculine or feminine. An Enigma.

Have you read the classic family favorite book "Harry Potter and The Order of The Butt Guy"

by buttguybuttguybuttguy February 25, 2019

guy gap

A male thigh gap.

Wow, Jimbo's developed quite the guy gap between his legs. He must really be watching his diet.

by Muldo February 11, 2014

411 guy

If you want answers, ask the 411 guy not the 4'11" guy.

Fred-I still don't know where the office is, but I made a lot of money today selling shit to kids.
Greg-Oh shit you talked to the 4'11" guy, that's Jon, you were supposed to talk to the 411 guy Pete.

by Solid Mantis March 26, 2018

Ends Guy

Someone who doesn't care about the process, and only cares about the end result

Brian does not care to have sex with girls. He only cares about the end result of telling people that he had sex. Brian is an Ends Guy

by SailboatBlumer March 12, 2011