a moment of self-inflection where one has an incredible erection due to use of any variety of literary device. Whether it be verse or a visual representation i.e. movie, video game.
The visual interpretation of The Divine Comedy used in Dante's Inferno the video game gave me a literary hard-on.
by Dexterous Styles February 15, 2010
Get the Literary Hard-onmug. Fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit fit
by Matthew the boss December 2, 2019
Get the Kali hardingmug. by Uncomfortably hard punk music April 16, 2022
Get the Uncomfortably hardmug. A soft boner that still is hanging down but yet blood is rushing to it, making it hard to the touch.
Jeff: "Bro, I was humping her ass and it gave me a Heavy Hard. I wasn't ready to stick it in yet."
Ralph: "Yeah, man that happens to me all the time. That's why I use Viagra."
Ralph: "Yeah, man that happens to me all the time. That's why I use Viagra."
by DoctorZer0 July 3, 2012
Get the Heavy Hardmug. A statement made out of truth when something in life is negative but neccessary. People that understand the consequence of the act and accept the risk can use this statement, no one else.
Person 1 (square): How's life treating you? Everything going your way?
Person Being Honest With Themself: Hard but fair...
Person Being Honest With Themself: Hard but fair...
by Mister-_-McGill May 22, 2020
Get the hard but fairmug. 1980s term for crack cocaine. Crack is a hard rock like substance opposed to pure cocaine a soft powder
by Nash1999 May 11, 2021
Get the Hard whitemug. by IHitChildren March 7, 2017
Get the hard resetmug.