textillating

To sexually excite a person through texting. A combination of texting and titillating.

His texts were hot and steamy; they were very textillating.

by williwooyou December 19, 2011

Texting relationship

When a two people act like lovers over text but never talk in person. (Usually common in middle schoolers)

Person 1: Are you even dating Brittany anymore?
Person 2: Yea but we have more of a texting relationship
Person 1: *facepalm*

by Sushioligy March 14, 2015

bitch-texting

when your friend texts you mad crazy.. usually bitching about something, like why you aren't at the place you were suppose to meet, or typically an unwanted stream of texts you don't plan on answering.

hurry up before she starts bitch-texting me!

by P0NER McNASTY July 1, 2010

Multi-texting

The occurrence of having multiple conversations and/or topics discussed while texting.

Bob - "Hey, how's it going, are you feeling better?"

Steve - "Hey Bob, I'm doing O.K. I'm still a little under the weather, and I have to finish up some work. We're having a potluck at my job tomorrow too!"

Bob - "Yeah, I figured. Whoa, slow down there big guy, you just hit me with a multi-texting extravaganza!"

by AMAK January 17, 2013

Sleep Texting

Sleep texting is where your brain will enter a sleep like state (usually late at night) while texting. Making you the things that are on your mind making your friends very confused..

Me: so what are you doing

Friend: nothing much, you?

Me: rawring in the street

Friend: what?

Me: shawk week isd a best

Friend: are you sleep texting?

by Reaper.... December 25, 2016

Status Textilepticus

When someone is triggered and begins to text impulsively out of anger and emotion.

Michael became upset because I slept with his mother and went full blown Status Textilepticus, when he started sending me messages.

by JayyTheOrc April 5, 2019

Hyper Turkish Textile Plant

A person committing the act of a Hyper Turkish Textile Plant first punches his female victim in the gut, straight through to her ovaries, then shits directly in the hole.

The police arrived at the scene of the sexual assault to find the victim seemingly pooping out of her belly and anus simultaneously due to the results of the Hyper Turkish Textile Plant.

Closely related to it's counterpart, the FTP: Finnish Textile Plant

by TextileWorker September 25, 2011