virginia tech

The site of the deadliest shooting spree in modern U.S. history. A social outcast named Cho Seung-Hui took 32 innocent lives on April 16th, 2006, before taking his own life. May all of the victims rest in peace, and may Cho Seung-Hui forever burn in Hell.

Virginia Tech is a college in Blacksburg VA.

by Mattch April 27, 2007

Tech Decking

Tech Decking is when you’re hitting it from the back and you pull out a tech deck and do tricks on her ass. This process has been confirmed to be the only moral way to have premarital sex.

“Yo I’m totally tech decking on this girl rn” -Chad “yeah I know, I’m watching because it’s so awesome”-John

by Fungoid August 27, 2020

Big Tech

Coined by President Donald Trump, refers to social media and internet-based companies such as Facebook, Twitter, and Google and their (potential) abuse of power. These companies have platforms that are very popular. Thus, have the ability to swap public opinions by means of censoring and promoting certain topics.

Guy: Yo I just got banned from Reddit for saying pineapple doesn't belong on pizza after Spez said we have to accept different opinions. Friend: Big tech at it again.

by Sazuri November 12, 2020

sydney tech

house of homo;

commonly described with the word zayd

sydney tech is so zayd

by "E" February 20, 2004

beef tech

Something extremely manly, awesome, or both. Certainly NOT something techy/beefy.

Whoa the Patriots are fucking BEEF TECH.

They are going to go undefeated.

by Mikey Kilgore December 21, 2007

Tchotchke

N. Something of no value that didn't necessarily not cost money. Worthless crap. Normally purchased impulsively or collected for free.

Alex: "Hey, I heard there giving out free magnets when you buy a $800 washer at the mall! Lets go buy two!"
Kurt: "Why would you want to drive half way across town to the mall to pay $800 for a washer you don't need and a tchotchke you'll throw out!?!"
Alex: "It's free!"

by AlexPeterson09 May 28, 2010

tech

.. tech means "absolutely uber-cool, but serving no immediately productive purpose as ascertained by mature people"?

so we got 4 ppl to the island with two kayacks, a tube, and some rope. it was totally tech.

by dan, robert, amber, alec August 18, 2004