doing the taxes

a term for having sex; can involve whip cream

Hey son we are going to be "doing the taxes."

by snodtot October 4, 2016

Woke Tax

The mental tax on a piece of entertainment that has not aged particularly well to the new standards of not being: racist, transphobic, homophobic, sexist, etc.

I used to love Harry Potter but ever since I became woke they are harder to watch, I guess that is just the woke tax at work

by dnmLucas November 5, 2021

table tax

The fee someone must pay (usually in food products) for sitting at your lunch table. It is customary to loudly proclaim "TABLE TAX!" when taking the payment by force.

Biznart: Hey MS, can I sit here?
MadSheep_V2.1: (snatching fries) Table Tax, bitch!

by Biznart October 28, 2008

taxed her

To have sex with an un employed female. A way to offset her from paying taxes.

Fred: "How's homeless Betty doing Tom?"

Tom: "I taxed her last night so she's good for a while."

by McBAMF March 5, 2009

FICA tax

Federal taxes that are taken out of your paycheck before you get paid if you live in the United States or work for a US company. Usually refers to payroll taxes that are reported on IRS form 941.

The employer matches the employee's share of FICA tax except for the income tax withheld.

by Simmaniac January 12, 2021

takeaway tax

when living in a shared house the person who is responsible for the shopping or cooking and really can't be arsed can opt to buy a takeaway as forfiet for being lazy.

guy1: man, i really can't be arsed cooking tonight, i think i'll pay takeaway tax.
everybody: whoohoo, PIZZA!!!!!

by keys&peas April 14, 2009

Leo tax

Hourly taxes put in place to finance the boardroom of The Leo.

If I don't pay my Leo tax, I'll get fired.

by Leo Anger May 14, 2006