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Big Tits

A usually sylicone stuffed subtance that most males seem to enjoy sucking on until it turns a deep purple.
Sluuuuurrrrp!
by Movieman November 5, 2003
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Bitch tits

Any one seen Fight Club? There's a fight scene involving a guy who has bitch tits.

Bitch tits form when a male heavily abuses steroids. Given that all men have a small amount of oestrogen in addition to testosterone, steroids greatly increase the level of testosterone in a man's body.

However, in an attempt to keep testosterone and oestrogen at steady levels in relation to each other, the body produces much more oestorgen than necessary, resulting in feminine characteristics, namely breasts.
"Is Pete still on the 'roids?"

"No. He stopped taking them last year when they gave him bitch tits."
by Courtney April 8, 2005
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Tits to the Moon

Arriving at such of state of intoxication as to render oneself in a near-comatose stupor, whereby one is generally passed out on their back for an extended period of time.
After David Hasselhoff ate his burger he was tits to the moon!
by DIzzy the Jackal January 31, 2009
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Tits a poppin

A phrase to describe a woman having no other redeemable qualities or otherwise noteworthy distinctions besides her abnormally large breasts

To describe something as being awesome
"Ole tits a poppin is really rocking those things at the end of the bar"

"That last game of Battlefield was pretty tits a poppin you guys"
by bearflash April 10, 2012
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bubblegum tits

Some boobs that are worth chewing.
Kendra has soft chewy bubblegum tits
by vagina, butt October 25, 2013
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Lit tits

Breast that are so spectacular that it is the life of the party. also can be used in commenting in female's Instagram/Facebook or Snapchat post as a hashtag.
Elizabeth's breast were so spectacular that I would have to say they are the life of the party, they are lit tits!

#LitTits
by I am Muffins February 15, 2017
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le tits now

A French expression.
Most famously misread by Sean Connery on an episode of celebrity jeopardy, the original category was Let it Snow.

See also: anal bum cover, jap anus relations, penis mightier and whore semen
Bonjour Mademoiselle, I'd like to see, Le Tits Now!
by The Hodgeman June 3, 2018
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