hufman's theory of departion

the action in which a person leaves a party or formal gathering while failing to inform others about his departure leaving them clueless and apprehensive about his abrupt vansishment from the vicinity.

while attending a party or gathering, one initiates hufman's theory of departion by simply fleeing in secrecy leaving his acquaintances completly ignorant to his dissapearence; this action also tends to piss people off as well.

by PACELITE September 3, 2006

Lanhard's Theorem

From any page in Wikipedia, it will never take more than 5 page-link clicks to access the Wikipedia article on Hitler.

Examples of Lanhard's Theorem:

Donut -> World War II -> Hitler

Antidisestablishmentarianism -> Britain -> World War II -> Hitler

by Michael McMinn March 4, 2008

The big bang theory

A television show about a group of scientist and one fucking disappointment of an engineer.
After watching you will ether love it or want to burn it

Jack:I LOVE the big bang theory.
John: kill your self you normie pleb.

by Some_guy_on_the_Internet October 2, 2017

theocracide

The effort to eliminate the impact of belief in a sky daddy on the rest of us.

Damn! When did atheists get an atomic weapon? That's some harsh theocracide!

by tnunnster October 9, 2012

dick's tie theory

To wear a business shirt with a pocket to avoid accidental urinating on the tie whilst sitting down to take a dump. Business shirts with pockets allows one to tuck their tie into the top pocket during excretion, avoiding potential accidental urinating on the tie. Victims of dick's tie usually need to dry clean or dispose of the tie.

The dick's tie theory was developed in late 2009 within the corporate industry after an individual accidentally urinated on his tie whilst he was dropping a turd.

Richard: Oh man, I accidentally pissed on my tie whilst I was taking a shit!!
Dazz: It's the dick's tie now! Next time you need to crap at work, dick's tie theory it up man!

by bear1000 February 27, 2011

that's just a theory

A GAME THEORY

Personally I think Ness is Sans.
But hey, that's just a theory, a game theory!

by Someone you don't care about. May 29, 2021

the o method

The O Method is a particularly powerful method of manifestation that happens when someone is about to climax during some kind of pleasure, it can be self pleasure or pleasure with other people. The way it works is right before climax you picture whatever you want manifest in your mind and the vocalize the manifestation during climax.

Manifester: hey babe you want to use "the o method" tonight? I really want that promotion at my job.

by ella bella fo fella October 23, 2022