Finger Swing

When you swipe your finger so fast that you get it stuck on the 7th wrinkle of the right hemisphere of your bootyhole.

Randal: Hey Chad! Come help, I got my finger stuck!
Chad: How did you do that?
Randal:Well the finger swing got away from me.
Chad:Damnit Randal!

by Xxextentioncord May 30, 2020

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Swinging

When grown men kiss the dope mans ass. They are always agreeing with anything he says. Always spying for him. Always being his golfer. Always laughing at his not funny jokes or rude cut downs.

He is always swinging on the dope man's dick just to get to his sack.

by Ninashroom February 8, 2022

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swing factor

An external force or forces (eg. person, event, place, thing, etc.) that contribute(s) to making a decision either one way or the other.

Tom: I'm not sure if I'm going to Derek's party tonight.

Dave: Tracey will be there. I heard through the grape vine that she gets down with one dude and another girl on the first Saturday of every month. Guess what tonight is!

Tom: Well there's my swing factor.

by SnooksOnFire February 12, 2010

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swing or drag

When a bitch is testing you so you tell you friends “swing or drag?”. Meaning that you want to fight her by either taking a fat ass swing at the bitch or draging her across the ducking floor.

Girl this hoe called me fucking ugly should I “swing or drag?”

by Ayy yo 08 February 10, 2018

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swing a spanner

To work as a mechanic or mechanics apprentice. Not to be confused with the useless fuckwits in admin who like to use the saying to describe writing with a pen.

Ask Bob to fix your car, he can swing a spanner properly

by King Tony December 17, 2020

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