Sweater Weather Man

pussy.

Sweater Weather Man gets laid every night!

by sweaterweatherman December 4, 2014

Swetter Litching

AKA "Letter Switching", the simple act of taking the first two letters of two words and switching their places. This can be used with names also. It gives sentences and/or names a funny twist, and you can possibly get away with this "secret language" in certain situations. (Originated in Wisconsin Rapids, Wisconsin)

(Ex 1)
Ryan: hey Charles, let's go buck some fitches
Charles: what?
Ryan: I mean, let's go fuck some bitches. Sorry, I'm used to "Swetter Litching"

(Ex 2)
Paul: the football game was crazy, Bom Trady threw an interception to end the game
Derek: who?
Paul: Tom Brady, haven't you heard of "Swetter Litching"?
Derek: no, but it sounds fun! I'm going to start doing it

by Chicken Little May 24, 2014

pinky sweater

A pinky sweater is a rare, complex, and sacred binding agreement. Two consenting parties perform strenuous calisthenics with their respective pinky fingers until clammy enough to be deemed "sweaty pinkies", then, while maintaining sweaty pinky-to-pinky contact exchange unbreakable vowels of commitment to a predetermined cause.

Priest: "Do you, John Doe, take thee Jane Doe to be thy bride in holy matrimony, as long as you both shall live?"

John Doe: "I Pinky Sweater it"

by MaynardWords October 15, 2010

man sweater

any sweater worn by a man that causes one to question that man's man-ness.

As in, "Look at that man sweater. Ha ha ha.. what a fairy!"

by Robert Doisneau December 5, 2003

Cosmic Sweater

you jizz in a condom til its halfway full and slap your partner in the chest until it pops giving her a nice cosmic sweater.

i slapped my girlfriend and gave her a Cosmic Sweater.

nice man.

by xxBootykIlla94xx June 30, 2011

Sweater Maureen

This typically refers to somone who loves sweaters. They may not be able to pronounce their own name. It is likely that they also love yellow, despite people around them not liking it.

Hey do you like my yellow sweater?
NO Sweater Maureen!

by Ladeeda123 March 14, 2010

Cosby Sweater

A condom worn during rape.

Detective 1: I think we found something over here. Might be our Cosby Sweater. Pulls used condom out of dumpster

Detective 2: Dude, that's gross. But yea, probably our Cosby Sweater.

Detective 1: Who thinks about putting on a condom before raping someone?

Detective 2: They walk around with it on. Now please, put that thing in a bag.

by TRock216 April 14, 2017