by buckfutter93 July 25, 2025
Get the swear to bob mug.A dramatic, semi-ironic oath meaning “I swear this is true on my entire lived experience,” often used when someone wants extra credibility but knows they’re being a little theatrical about it. Stronger than “I swear to God,” softer than selling your soul. Common in arguments, storytelling, or moments when disbelief is imminent.
Carries a vibe of I have suffered, I have witnessed, and I’m not lying.
Often delivered with intensity, eye contact, or a pause for empha
Carries a vibe of I have suffered, I have witnessed, and I’m not lying.
Often delivered with intensity, eye contact, or a pause for empha
“Swear to my days, that Wi-Fi was working five minutes ago.”
“Swear to my days I did not touch your food.”
“Bro, swear to my days this code compiled yesterday.”
“Swear to my days I did not touch your food.”
“Bro, swear to my days this code compiled yesterday.”
by tiredofswearingtodays December 24, 2025
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a native indian term, spread throughout the world of telemarketing, meaning that you swear with all your heart and mind.
by :)mindswear(: June 15, 2010
Get the mind swear mug.when a man ties his hands behind his back and has intercourse with a girl in a seahorse like motion.
by 1234 abcdpimp October 15, 2011
Get the upper seahorse mug.Whilst having sex in a bath, you fuck her doggie style and as you are about to ejaculate you stick your dick up her arse really hard to make her neigh in pain.
Last night I gave my girl the old Atlantic Seahorse, she splashed a bit and I think it went into my mouth.
by Old Kangaroo Cyle September 8, 2014
Get the atlantic seahorse mug.A promise made by interlocking your middle fingers like a pinky promise. If one of the people making the promise doesn't keep it, they have to put Sriracha sauce in their eye.
Nancy: I can't believe Sarah fucked my ex! She Sriracha swore she wouldn't!
Riley: This is why you don't make a Sriracha Swear with a hoe.
Riley: This is why you don't make a Sriracha Swear with a hoe.
by ThePseudonymph July 31, 2016
Get the Sriracha Swear mug.A promise made by interlocking your middle fingers like a pinky promise. If one of the people making the promise doesn't keep it, they have to put Sriracha sauce in their eye.
Nancy: I can't believe Sarah fucked my ex! She Sriracha swore she wouldn't!
Riley: This is why you don't make a Sriracha Swear with a hoe.
Riley: This is why you don't make a Sriracha Swear with a hoe.
by ThePseudonymph July 31, 2016
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