tiredofswearingtodays's definitions

swear to my days

A dramatic, semi-ironic oath meaning “I swear this is true on my entire lived experience,” often used when someone wants extra credibility but knows they’re being a little theatrical about it. Stronger than “I swear to God,” softer than selling your soul. Common in arguments, storytelling, or moments when disbelief is imminent.

Carries a vibe of I have suffered, I have witnessed, and I’m not lying.

Often delivered with intensity, eye contact, or a pause for empha

“Swear to my days, that Wi-Fi was working five minutes ago.”

“Swear to my days I did not touch your food.”

“Bro, swear to my days this code compiled yesterday.”

by tiredofswearingtodays December 24, 2025