Definitions by tiredofswearingtodays
heavens heaven on me
Said sarcastically when everything is going wrong at once, like life is piling it on and acting like it’s a “blessing.”
Or make it a bit sharper:
When you’re beyond pissed and everything keeps getting worse, so you mock the situation like “yeah, this must be heaven.”
Or make it a bit sharper:
When you’re beyond pissed and everything keeps getting worse, so you mock the situation like “yeah, this must be heaven.”
heavens heaven on me by tiredofswearingtodays April 27, 2026
swear to my days
A dramatic, semi-ironic oath meaning “I swear this is true on my entire lived experience,” often used when someone wants extra credibility but knows they’re being a little theatrical about it. Stronger than “I swear to God,” softer than selling your soul. Common in arguments, storytelling, or moments when disbelief is imminent.
Carries a vibe of I have suffered, I have witnessed, and I’m not lying.
Often delivered with intensity, eye contact, or a pause for empha
Carries a vibe of I have suffered, I have witnessed, and I’m not lying.
Often delivered with intensity, eye contact, or a pause for empha
“Swear to my days, that Wi-Fi was working five minutes ago.”
“Swear to my days I did not touch your food.”
“Bro, swear to my days this code compiled yesterday.”
“Swear to my days I did not touch your food.”
“Bro, swear to my days this code compiled yesterday.”
swear to my days by tiredofswearingtodays December 24, 2025