skritch

skritch is a lush person who pretty much every girl loves.

man, look at skritch!!

by itc January 29, 2004

stitch

a person who could potentially be a snitch for an undercover creeper opperation

Lindsay: Hey Matt!
Matt: Yes Lindsay?
Lindsay: Watch out for those kids, they are definately STITCHES and should not be trusted.
Matt: Instead of snitches get STITCHES its STITCHES get creepers. Lets get them!

by smithasaurus January 7, 2011

stretch a cock

When a member of the male species bends over naked, and stretches his penis so as he can touch the tip of the helmet to his tongue giving himself oral pleasure.

I wish that I could stretch a cock like Nick and Patrick do.

by shawn May 27, 2004

stitch

one who is quiet, mellow, and shy. but once u get to know him, he's the best there is! :D

take a good look at luverboi..but don't look too long...

by Anonymous June 14, 2003

Stretch nuts

Noun. Really bad dis for a guy who’s still a virgin.

Hey stretch nuts! When are you going to lose your virginity?

by B-rizzle November 21, 2018

lilo and stitch

When a strange person hooks up with another person either equally or more weird then themselves. Often times one parter is dangerously obsessed with the other thereby making these relationships especially hard to escape from.

After escaping a long lilo and stitch relationship with Derek, Dawn had to change her name, grow a beard and leave town to secure her safety.

by xXLucieXx December 4, 2009

Husband Stitch

When a gay man has been anally penetrated repeatedly by particularly large dicks, and their butt hole has lost its elasticity; a doctor will add a "Husband Stitch" to re-tighten the butt hole and make the gay man more appealing to members of the same-sex.

Chester is ready for his parole hearing, he has had his husband stitch and everything!

by Dracythis June 21, 2017