stiffwich

a person with no sense of humor; businesslike, determined, serious-minded; severe, stern; grim

yeah...grimmy von stiffwich over there is buzzkilling my evening.

...the stiffwiches up in accounting want cover sheets on all of the TPS reports.

by Lynn January 23, 2004

Jizz Sniffer

When an obsessed man creeps his way into his female friends bedroom after she had sex with her boyfriend and sniffs the wet spot.

That Scott is a real Jizz Sniffer

by Shgnasty69 May 18, 2016

Chicken Sniffer

A mans genitalia.

I didn't realize my fly was down and i think she saw my chicken sniffer.

by fumi381 November 29, 2017

Dicky Stiffy

Dicky Stiffy is the best way to tell your partner you love her. And it works as a defence technique.

Hot babe: *texting on phone*
Cool guy: Hey girl my DICKY STIFFY UH
Hot babe: *gets married*

by Eatthatpusst445 May 7, 2018

Real Stiff Penis

1. An endearing term for someone who is just a real big dick. One who is an all around cock.

2. What girls or guys like spending upon orientation. A real hard cock.

My boss is a real stiff penis. What a jerk off.

Rachel is a whore. She’s always down for a real stiff penis.

by Eaton Holgoode October 17, 2018

LL Sniffer

Short for Little League Sniffer.

Refers to lonely old men in Flordia who like sniffing little league players. Often they run hot dog trucks as cover.

That old guy with the hot dog truck looks like an LL Sniffer. Keep him away from my son.

by Jackson G in Florida October 10, 2020

rainbow sniffer

A homosexual cokehead

That raibow sniffer is al hopped up

by ShmeeJ March 25, 2003