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Spanking your Monkey

Spanking your monkey is the act of masturbating and slapping your scrotum simultaneously. One may use this term as a synonym to jerking off or gooning.
After seeing Joe spanking his testes while jerking off, I found out he was spanking his monkey.

Later I confronted him saying "Were you spanking your monkey?"
by GooseInKai April 24, 2024
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spanking the block

“Spanking the block” is when someone’s block or street is being taken over or raided and the oops or oppositions are fighting or shooting at the street/block
KashDami and Suprxmetony were spanking the block
by anonymous June 5, 2024
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Slacking Bitches

When you have sex with a female without a condom, you then drop an anvil on her head and fly away with your elytra.
"What have you been up to, Albi" says Carter
"Oh me? I've been... slacking bitches" replies Albi
by pooslayer89 July 7, 2024
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Sackeling

A sexual act where a person usually a man will cut another man’s scronum sack then put it in the man’s anus after it is inserted in the anus then the other man will have to dig out the sack from the other man’s anus using only his mouth.
I heard that Ryan was sackeling last night and went to jail for it.
by Killer Mike March 29, 2024
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Shuckling

Shoving berries in your partner’s vag/anus then ejaculating inside them until it mixes with the berry juices.
I was Shuckling Whitney all night until my cum turned blue.
by Placidith November 26, 2024
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Smacking backs.

When you have not had a penis enlargement surgery yet you are making the dating market volatile with your eloquent strokes.
Dude 1: Hey bro, I do not have penis enlargement surgery yet I blow backs out, what would you call that?
Dude 2: Hell yes, I be smacking backs.
by TheZestyGave January 2, 2025
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Spanking

Little 6 year old Susie was a bad girl. She split all her milk on her brand new dress. So her father gave her a good sound spanking to behave.
by SCM123ABC January 15, 2025
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