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Snow Day

A day when classes are canceled and all you do is stay home and do cocaine. Rick James loved snow days, but he was not enrolled in classes, so they occurred with greater frequency.

A secondary definition of snow day is when you stay home from school and see how many times you can masturbate in one day. You play god to the mites that live in the carpet, as you pepper them with inches of hot white semen.
I took a snow day today
Nice, so how much blow did you do?
Just say, it smells like Colombia.
by Devon McIntyer February 22, 2011
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Snow Ball thrown threw the window

A threesome sexual act which requires two males and a female. It is when a man has oral sex with another man, stores the semen in his mouth, then deposits it into the girl's snatch.

With that being said in can be done with any number of people, male or female and even two people... boy and girl. That would require a tricky exchange of cum though from one person's mouth to another.
I heard becky had a " Snow Ball thrown threw the window ". Omg who throw it!? John made it but Adam threw it!" Omg so gross.
by goodmanbaddecision December 28, 2011
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Snorlaxophile

When you are have weird crushes on humans that look like snorlax's... Can be awkward turtle when you are in the vicinity as you are obsessed by the thought of a winking snorlax
Dude... Brick is such a snorlaxophile... He starts winking uncontrollably.
by UndercoverOrca May 28, 2016
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snow-whiting

When a beautiful girl dates exceptionally lame guys, often at the same time or one after another, because she is afraid to be alone and wants to hear that she is the 'fairest of them all.'

Based on the fairy tale where that pretty white chick sleeps with seven dwarfs in the woods
Yeah, she has snow-whited her whole life. I don't think she's ever been single.

How did he end up with that girl? Simple, man, she's a snow-white

You think she'd date me? She might snow-white ur ugly ass

She has been snow-whiting as long as I've known her
by Mister Private February 9, 2017
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Snow Widow

A term spoken by wives of snow plowers, linemen, and other winter weather workers, who choose to trivialize what it actually means to be a widow and a single parent. They define themselves this way looking for sympathy that they have to be alone/parent alone for long stretches in the winter months even though they get a trade off, in the form of a partner financially providing and also returning home. Can most likely be found in a warm homes drinking wine out of personalized glasses and wearing lularoe leggings.
"I haven't seen hubby since last night and I've been alone with the kids ALL DAY. Time to drink wine and use the term snow widow in a hashtag on all of my posts today"
by Jbjcarol June 2, 2018
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Jacob snow

A Jacob snow is an absaloute legend and is very overlooked. Although tough to handle is really nice when you get to know him.
by Kelsey Allen February 20, 2017
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the superior scowl

after one spends some time drinking in superior wisconsin. the speechless puzzled look one gives to a bartender when told a drink comes to $6.50.
I gave him the superior scowl when he told me that pbr came to $5.00.
by pesse jeterson December 14, 2009
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