Sack-Slapper

When your sitting on the toilet dropping the kids off at the pool and the crap keeps coming out in a single piece until it finally breaks off and slaps against your ball sack.

I was sitting on the toilet and the turd was so long that it hit the bottom of the bowl and continued to work its way up the side. When it finally dropped from my ass it slapped my ball sack thus being termed a Sack-Slapper.

by Johnny MuddBone August 7, 2009

Silver Slipper

A poop that slips out of your butt when you lose consciousness at the bar.

I was hanging out with this cool chick at the bar and next thing I know she goes limp and something smells foul. She had a silver slipper. Gross! I nailed her anyhow but made her shower first.

by MontanaStankAss December 12, 2012

slappey

Usually a funny and cool kid. Is usually love by all. Is never the source of pain for anyone and is pretty much awesome.

Man Slappey is the coolest

by slapmstr April 30, 2011

burrito slapped

the act of slapping someone across the face with a burrito. meat tends to fly across the room.

SLAP!
Guy #1: What the hell was that?
Guy #2: You just got burrito slapped bitch!

by jumpin-jahoosafrats March 29, 2008

Coon Slapper

When a person is having sex with a black women from behind and his ball satchel makes a slapping noise. Cha HHS

When a person is having sex with a black women from behind and his ball satchel makes a slapping noise,they are a coon slapper. Cha HHS

by MDCS CHA April 1, 2009

chicken slapper

also known as a pimp ,a street hustler,and all around sharp dressed mac daddy.

yo check that chicken slapper he got a cane!

by J.W.Lee April 8, 2009

beat the slapper

game where girls compete to see who can kiss the most amount of guys in a night.
generally played around the age of 14.

"why is she kissing that minger?"
"we're playing beat the slapper"

by hepburn May 14, 2008