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Secret Simpletons Society

1. The inept white trash that join the Free Masons, thinking they'll get all kinds of special privileges. 2. Any masonic lodge comprised of mostly non-college educated dip shits.
definition 1.

dip shit 1: My monthly dues are as much as the lot rent at my trailer park. It's worth it if the brotherhood can protect my meth lab from the DEA.

dip shit 2: Why do all of the guys in city lodges call us the Secret Simpletons Society?

dip shit 1: I think that's our codename. I'll have to go Google it.

definition 2.

urban mason: God am I sick of visiting these Secret Simpletons Society lodges. They always need rides. I got my Bentley Continental detailed twice to get get their stink out of it.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic October 31, 2010
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Cody Simpson

An Australian jerk who doesn't care bout anybody but his self.
He's REALLY cocky&concided. He needs a NEWS FLASH!
He also has a VERY small penis!
Also he cant dance for shizz nip.
But he is a really good singer,You should youtube him(:
Lucy: OMG! Cody Simpson is incredible! I would totallly date him!

Ashley: Eww. You can totally tell he's a heartbreaker!
by FishNipples July 28, 2011
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The Simpsons

Premiered first on The Tracy "Ugly Bitch" Show on HBO, then came to Fox, was good for a about 9 seasons, and then got boring, Family Guy came along took the same basic concept of a family but made it funnier, now The Simpsons is going to the shitter and The Griffins own.
Homer: We have three children?

Peter: Let's see, Chris, Stewie, and... Megatron! Sweeeet!
by Brian August 4, 2004
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simpleton

Fictional town of simple minded folk presided over by teh Mayor of Simpleton, teh simplest of them all.
"Arty is the Mayor of Simplton."
by Mayor Art July 1, 2005
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jessica simpson

she is pretty, has a kind of nice voice, and acts dumb, but she has no ass, she fakes one by wearing butt pads
jessica simpson in the video these boots are made for walkin
by Sarah La'Shay December 29, 2005
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Ashlee Simpson

The worlds most beatiful woman. Full of talent and can stop men in her tracks with her radiant beauty!
I wish my girl was hot as Ashlee Simpson.
by Ash Ash May 6, 2006
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Simpleton

simpleton is the ultimate and final form of simp. being a simpleton is accomplishing something that i never thought could be accomplished. this means that you are able to skillfully simp so amazingly that she actually turns into your friend. let’s not be hasty here, originally she dismisses your subtle yet completely obvious forms of compliments. but she overlooks that and becomes one of your closest friends. one of the main examples is sleek veek. he sets the bar for us all. he is truly the master simpleton
*boy and girl walk past*
Boy 1: wait doesn’t he like her?

Boy 2: nah he’s just a simpleton, they’re friends now
by fish bish May 5, 2020
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