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Sister Hazel

A good pop-rock band from Gainesville, FL. Some people think they are asstastic. These people are llamas.
Sister Hazel? Yeah, they rock. What? You don't think so? You llama!
by J. Kyle September 30, 2003
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sugar sisters

Two lovely ladies who drink from the same fountain of wealth. These 'sisters' share one generous benefactor, who showers them with gifts in exchange for them getting showered on with cum.
Krystal and Kalypso are classic sugar sisters. Krystal is so jealous of her sugar sister Kalypso because their daddy bought her a rari, but all Krystal got was a benz. Guess Kalypso was better at playin the old rusty trombone.
by SEAL team sex June 6, 2016
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twisted sister

a fucking awsime band intent on bing as tough as possible while dressing in drag and making awsome music.
known for the songs, i wanna rock and we're not gonna take it
we're not gonna take it, no we ain't gonna take it, we're not gonna take it anymore
by amelia June 8, 2005
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Sister Wives

Another failure of a show in TLC's seemingly infinite army of disliked television programs.

Sister Wives follows the daily life of a family (notice this is the same boring recurring theme for TLC) composed of four wives, countless children we can only help but feel sorry for, and the husband/father, Kody, who you may think is privileged for having so many wives, but in reality would be lucky to even have his warts infested penis touched by one of his either fat or ugly wives.

Any courageous viewer is tortured with many antagonizing questions like: why would any woman submit herself and her children to such a degrading lifestyle? (to which the answer may vary: 1 the woman is too lazy to work and support herself and her kids and buys a quick ticket to financial support from Kody, 2 the woman just wants to be famous and on one of the worst TV shows since ever, or 3 yes, there ARE some retarded women that support polygamy), how are the children going to turn out? (to which there is only one answer: just as fucked up as their parents), and how can a family more populous than China afford a semi-mansion and more food than Half-Ton Dad and Half-Ton Mom (you guessed it - more TLC failures) are capable of eating? (to which the answer no one knows but to which everyone hopes Uncle Sam will force them into bankruptcy and end the viewers' pain.)
I banged up my knee pretty good last night, so I decided to watch Sister Wives and endure the mental torture to take away the pain from my knee.
by Cristo39 September 23, 2011
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Hey Soul Sister

This single by Train gained popularity after headlining the compilation album "Now That's Who I Call a Bunch of Posing Prancing Cockmouths, Volume One."
If your date starts singing along to the opening buttfuck moans of Hey Soul Sister, shove her out of the car and run.
by butttt June 13, 2010
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Sister

My sister got kicked out of hell for being such a bitch.
by Shroomster77 November 2, 2008
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