blue screen of death

the blue message screen that comes up when an error occurs while using Microsoft Windows

Not the blue screen of death again. This is the third time in a week it's come up.

by Light Joker December 3, 2005

screen test

When a person has been placed in the back of a police cruiser, the police officer driving will slam on the breaks suddenly, causing the person handcuffed in the back seat to crash into the metal screen dividing the car. An act of police brutality.

Person 1: "What happened to your face?"
Person 2: "Those officers that picked me up last night gave me a screen test."

by Nnn E December 24, 2006

blue screen of death

something that happens when you run windows vista for no longer then 10 minutes. usually when your doing something very important or just beating your meat.

last night i was beating my meat to female/female/donkey action and i got a blue screen of death. so i picked up my computer and threw it out the fucking windows and smoked a cig after.

by dopemane November 6, 2009

Screenhack

To sneak a peak at an opponent's screen, when competing in a multi-player, online environment, e.g. Call of Duty, in order to find out where they are so you can go shoot them. Screenhackers are the subject of much finger-pointing and deriding upon discovery.

John: "You're looking at my screen you cheating son of a wh*re"

Fred: "No I didn't, I was just checking my watch"

John: "I so caught you screenhacking!"

by Pukezilla January 8, 2011

movie screen

When you stretch your scrotum and pull it in a rectangular fashion so as to look like a movie screen. If done in the middle of the day, you can call it a matinee.

While typing at the computer, I looked over and saw him giving me the movie screen, saying "hey, want to watch a movie? It's 3pm, time for the bargain matinee."

by Nick Stach June 11, 2006

Loading screen techno

The art of creating various noises and bass with your throat in order to entertain yourself while waiting for your system to boot or an application to load - not suprising, then, that it is common to create loading screen techno in public places such as school and work where hard drives are outrageously slow.

Can also be used to keep oneself awake during long sessions of gaming.

Greg: argh, why haven't they upgraded from windows 95 yet, this server is SO slow man!
Tim: i know dude *unch-unch-unch-unch...*
Greg: *werr-werr-werr-werr...*
*everyone in the room makes loading screen techno for next two minutes*

by KandyFlossKid February 23, 2011

Split Screen

A sex move that is taking campuses across North America by storm. It is the act of playing a multi-player video game with a girlfriend/acquaintance/random girl while doing her from behind. Doggie style is a must as the TV must be visible for both patrons involved.

Did you bang her?

Fuck yeah. We did the split screen for like six fucking hours. First to Mario Party 3 and then Goldeneye. She was Oddjob and I was Baron Samedi.

by El Dufftoro December 20, 2011