sampo

the ditch between your nose and your upper lip. first mentioned in Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Day The Earth Froze

"everything went great at the Five Iron Frenzy concert until I got kicked in the sampo by a stagediver"

by Crono July 20, 2004

Sampler

The act of spreading a womans ass, and either licking her pussy or her butthole.

"I went to Julia's house last night, things got out of control and I was giving her the sampler before I knew it."

by Sirhc Llimah June 24, 2007

Sample

In reference to Sample_H5-180, an obscure literary figure; to dominate in conversation, to humiliate publically for personal gain.

"He Sampled that guy so hard that he couldn't show his face at the club for weeks!"

by Illanya Polykov January 7, 2004

Scamper

The most obnoxious word in the English language.

...Scamper. Fuck. I hate myself.

by Captain_Jack September 19, 2006

sampler

when people go around and just take samples of food with no intention of buying anything from the place they are sampling

Annie is not allowed in the food court because she is a notorious sampler

by the man sized mancotti lover December 28, 2005

Shampooed

Definition for drunk.

"Hey you getting shampooed tonight?"

by yum-yum October 11, 2008

English Shampoo

A polite euphanism for ejaculatory fluid. First used by transplanted Englishman Corey.

"Yeah, then I gave her a load of English Shampoo... Told her to make sure and lather it up real nice."

by Wynne Sermons August 27, 2007