by Nigero 46 June 1, 2018
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To the homeless dude I caught sleeping on my back porch...
"I was going out to do yoga by my Koi pond , when I tripped over you and kicked you in the head. You screamed a line of expletives at me as you ran over to the wooden fence and tried to scale it. Judging by the empty bottles of wine by my door stoop, I guess you were still a little tipsy. Still, I couldn't help thinking how you has some serious Hobo Swagger goin on, with your multiple dirty coats, and the way you tripped over the kiddy pool and fell in. My husband is out of town, so maybe next time you can come inside and do some chores for me (wink ,wink)."
"I was going out to do yoga by my Koi pond , when I tripped over you and kicked you in the head. You screamed a line of expletives at me as you ran over to the wooden fence and tried to scale it. Judging by the empty bottles of wine by my door stoop, I guess you were still a little tipsy. Still, I couldn't help thinking how you has some serious Hobo Swagger goin on, with your multiple dirty coats, and the way you tripped over the kiddy pool and fell in. My husband is out of town, so maybe next time you can come inside and do some chores for me (wink ,wink)."
by Ximenez4339 February 26, 2018
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When someone appears to be walking confidently, but they're actually trying to knock the cowshit off their boots inconspicuously.
"Chuck walked in here this morning I thought he was in a good mood but he just had farm swagger. Now I've got to mop the floors"
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Get the three legged swagger mug.Sheep shaggers are inhabitants of a small continent off the coast of New Zealand, Commonly known as Australia.
These Aussies blame Kiwis (New Zealanders) for the cum filled sheep that get exported to various other countries such as America or Britian.
Unknown to many, Sheep shaggers are actually bred by Kangaroos and live in their pouches until ready to face the world. They have high pitched nasally voices and tend to say "Sex" instead of "Six", or "Fush and Chups" instead of Fish and Chips. G'day instead of "good day"
They also believe they invented Pavalova first, where as New Zealand did, for Anna Pavlov.
These Aussies blame Kiwis (New Zealanders) for the cum filled sheep that get exported to various other countries such as America or Britian.
Unknown to many, Sheep shaggers are actually bred by Kangaroos and live in their pouches until ready to face the world. They have high pitched nasally voices and tend to say "Sex" instead of "Six", or "Fush and Chups" instead of Fish and Chips. G'day instead of "good day"
They also believe they invented Pavalova first, where as New Zealand did, for Anna Pavlov.
1) Kiwi: Bro, What are you doing to that poor sheep?
"Sheep Shaggers" : Im just seing if i can six him sex times. It helps with the tenderising when we send it to those Americans.
AND A DIINGO ATE MY BABY!
2) Ew look at those damn Sheep Shaggers, hes calling that poor lamb his mate!
"Sheep Shaggers" : Im just seing if i can six him sex times. It helps with the tenderising when we send it to those Americans.
AND A DIINGO ATE MY BABY!
2) Ew look at those damn Sheep Shaggers, hes calling that poor lamb his mate!
by Kiwichick December 9, 2008
Get the Sheep Shaggers mug.A song made by a girl named Cher Lloyd which people seem to rage on about, because they have no Swagger nor Attention of their own, making them a "Swagger Jagger."
Person 1: "That Swagger Jagger Song Is Shit!"
Person 2: "Do You have any Swagger?"
Person 1: "Of course I do, check these moves out!" *Does Some Gangster Wannabe Shit Moves*
Person 2: "Shaking My Head, Swagger Jagger."
Person 2: "Do You have any Swagger?"
Person 1: "Of course I do, check these moves out!" *Does Some Gangster Wannabe Shit Moves*
Person 2: "Shaking My Head, Swagger Jagger."
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