Revenge is a dish best served cold

Historians are not sure where the saying originated, but it means that revenge is best served not fresh after the insult occurred, but after enough time has passed so that the target won't see it coming.

Victim: "Why did you destroy my marriage? I thought we were BFFs."
Vindicator: "Because you stole my boyfriend back in the 6th grade."
Victim: "But that was 20 years ago!"
Vindicator: "Revenge is a dish best served cold, bitch."

by That handle is already in use November 24, 2014

self serve

When you commit something that embarrasses yourself, you say self serve to alleviate yourself of that act.

"Ah snap joe, i just dropped the blunt, self serve, self serve."

by Joe Charger May 8, 2008

Take several seats

Chill the fuck out and wait to be educated because clearly you outta line.

I hate black people

You need to take several seats

by Frackn April 25, 2020

severo

The cutest guy in existence and mankind history.

DUDE? Did you see Severo yesterday? He was looking so cute, as usual :D.

by Paul Darell March 23, 2008

serve up

to deal drugs, usually cannabis

if you want any skunk then i'm serving up

by KORG July 1, 2005

Severiano

People who have this name are only the hottest/sexiest/most orgasmic guys alive on this planet. Nobody can resist their luscious brown hair and hypnotizing blue eyes. People with this name make you want to write songs about them, like to the tune of "If U Seek Amy" for example (oh baby baby have you seen Sev tonight?). Nobody can resist but to engage in exciting conversations with them about grass, lamps, candles, weather, sex, saturn, and nicknames.

"That guy standing by his locker is so fucking hot!"
"Oh, that's Severiano!"

by iaminlovewithsev July 9, 2009

Dutch Soft Serve

When one disposes their fecal matter in another's laundry machine. When one turns on their laundry/washer machine to do their clothes, they will be greeted with a happy ending to their laundry.The dutch soft serve causes an instant mixture of feces and clothing fabric to blend together and create the perfect mixture of greatness.

You're at a party and notice someone's laundry/washer machine is sitting unused. You can take adavantage of that and fix your or someone else's/something's fecal matter into the machine. The Dutch Soft Serve.

by BigG123 November 2, 2010