Sausage Sampler

Another word for cock whore. One who sucks more than one dick.

"Britney Spears and Chris Crocker are Sausage Samplers!"

by Mr Neo Black December 9, 2008

sampladelic

(adj.) A piece of music (of any genre) that strikes the listener as particularly suited to being sampled and made into a hip-hop song.

That song is kinda wack, but the break is sampladelic.

by MC Prose July 5, 2014

sapless

When a guy cannot produce cum. A nickname guys use.

Max is so sapless!

by ubdick August 16, 2014

simple plan

kickass canadian band

HOW ABOUT ALL U MOTHER FUCKERS WHO HATE SIMPLE PLAN GO SUCK UR COCKS, JUST BECUZ U HAVE A PATHETIC LIFE, DISSING THEM, IT DONT MEAN THEY DONT HAVE GOOD EFFING MUSIC

i swear to god, u pple have only herd their mainstream mus, n its their non mainstream thats good.

honestly, its only cus their mainstream u hate them. like, for example, taking back sunday , r going mainstream, give it 2 yrs n everyone will hate them

therefore listen to all simple plan's or any band for that matter music before effing judging and commenting them

by angeXx September 7, 2006

Samiler

close to the same or similar. sharing some qualities, but not exactly identical.

Ichabod Crane and Howard Stern are samiler in appearance.

by gags March 30, 2005

Simplenomics

1. The science of production, distribution, and consumption of goods and services, totaling no more than $100.

2. Economics on an extremely simple scale.

"You see Tyler's soda business he's got running out of his backpack? Kid pulls in about $50 a week. A real testament to modern simplenomics."

by Cpt Dick Danger January 13, 2009

Simple Willy

to get a blowjob from a random girl. straight blowjob, no bullshit. not a good on nor a bad one just a plain ol' blow j. use when needed but the meaning is changed when you talk to the girl who gives said blowjob for more then a couple weeks. you canot tell your friends you plan on getting a simple willy otherwise it isnt a simple will at all.

Steve- "hey frank did you hook up with that chick last night?"

Frank- "yeah dude she gave me a simple willy"

Steve- "you son of a bitch thats random"

Frank- "i know"

by duckfudger October 11, 2011