Make a Swamp

To have to go take a giant wet shit that will make the bathroom similar to a damp swamp

I'll be right back guys, I have to go make a swamp.

by Bubbie Bubbington January 8, 2018

get out of my swamp

when you want someone to leave you in your room alone.

your room is your swamp, man.

Mom: "what are you doing in here"
Frank: "MOM! get out of my swamp!"

by BenjaminsLeftNipple February 6, 2018

Shrek’s Swamp

To collect saliva in your mouth, then spit it all in someone’s belly button while they’re lying down.

“I gave my wife a Shrek’s Swamp last night while she was sleeping. It was extra swampy, but now I think she wants a divorce.”

by FukkyWukky March 26, 2021

Two Girls, One Swamp

The act of two women saving up their feces for an entire month, as the feces reach the peak of methane production they climb in and begin an act so vile. The two women begin taking clumps of feces and inserting it into their rectums, vaginas, and mouths. While this is going on a Mandingo party is raging on while a gentleman whispers in the womens' ears, "Better out and in, I always say."

My mandingo party was asked to help in a Two Girls, One Swamp party. It was a little smelly.

by SiranianHawk13 February 12, 2015

Swamp ass

The apperance of sweat around your ass region.

Steve had a bad case of swamp ass after playing football. If you search for swamp ass, under the image section of yahoo, there will be steves picture identifying who has swamp ass.

by Swamp ass Steve October 23, 2004

Bow legged swamp donkey

The 43rd President of the United States of America

George W. Bush is hands down a bow legged swamp donkey from has shamed our nation.

by MindyJ September 2, 2006

swamp donkey

Intoxicated on beer/cider, white pants with black g-string riding up, with large deposits of bulging back fat, one eye closing on its own accord. Too many teeth jammed into its mouth.

Friday night in a town of 2000 people

by Sally March 18, 2004