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zuckerberg special

zuckerberg special massage: putting him face down on the table using water instead of oil to rub in, and then putting a hose up his ass to keep his body in tip top hydrated shape; he believes the mouth is too inefficient for 100% hydration and needs a direct passage
"would you like the zuckerberg special today sir?"

"why yes, boy am I thirsty today"
by zuckerbergfans December 9, 2018
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Tommy Special

A female smaller than average in height, but slightly wider and heavier than average.
Tommy Specials usually have a relatively plain face, but substantial cans.

Susceptible to the 'baby monkey' sexual technique
"Look at that chubby girl"
"is she a chode?"
"No, that is definitely a Tommy Special"
by BigNickRowe May 5, 2013
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the rozen special

He sure gave her the rozen special. she could hardly walk the next day.
by pinkprettyperson January 16, 2011
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The A-Dubs Special

When your dad gives you back-shots right when you wake up so you can get out of bed. (This can result in a cream pie or facial.)
Hey Ethan, how are you so energetic this morning? It’s 7AM!

Ethan: “Because my dad woke me up to the A-Dubs Special.”
by Joost Pluimers October 1, 2021
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special mofo

Disease that is common in males who are somewhat mentally retarded. Can sometimes carry out adult conversation but this is an unoften occurance. Helmets are a tell tale sign of this disease
Jay is a ultra special mofo
by HOES May 4, 2004
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Helmet Special

So unique, one runs into walls, trips up stairs, falls of tall places, etc.

Also, one who asks self-answering questions, or the Captain Obvious phenomenon. Those who wear hats backwards in the sun and still hold up their hand to shield their eyes and squint at subjects at a long distance. Pretty much anyone who looks at their watch, and when immediately asked what time it is, they glance back.
When someone refers to themselves on another as special, the correct retort is a sarcastic, "Like wear a helmet all the time kind of special?" Hence the term Helmet Special is a way to refer to someone who should wear one. All the time.
by Quados Amundae May 17, 2010
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Feen Special

When someone playing No-Limit Texas Hold'Em is dealt two 2's (pocket 2's). This hand is mediocre according to odds, but is proven to have never been beaten when played all the way out.
"I went all in with that Feen Special last night and did my opponent dirty. What a sucker."
by John Ratterman October 1, 2004
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