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Sneak-a-poo 

Sneak-a-poo is an unexpected poo. It's what happens when you go to the bathroom to pee, and then unexpectedly realize you have to poo too. It's like your poo is saying "peek-a-boo! I'm here!"

It usually only happens to girls, or to boys who sit down to pee.

It usually happens at an inconvenient time, like when you have a meeting in 5 minutes, or when you're at a friend's house for dinner and food has just been served, or when you're at your boyfriend's house in the middle of a movie and you ask him to pause it so you can quickly pee but then you're gone for 15 minutes. If you realize you have to poo in any of these situations or ones like it, you've been sneak-a-pooed.
As a noun:
Sorry I was gone for so long. I thought I just had to pee but it was really a sneak-a-poo.

As a verb:
Dude, sorry I made you wait for me outside the airport terminal bathroom after we deplaned and you were left standing there for 20 minutes and got so bored that you started riding the moving walkway for fun; I totally got sneak-a-pooed.
Sneak-a-poo by AlexisB April 17, 2013
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Used often in New Zealand to quickly say "you can talk" or "says you" to express when someone is a hypocrite.
"You never have money Tairone" said Jimmy "shpeak!" replied Tairone or "She's slept with so many guys" said Amanda "shpeak" said Chelsea
shpeak by Deeznutzsally December 4, 2016

Keak Da Sneak 

Rap artist from East Oakland..102 and Walnut..
I liked Keak Da Sneak sense he was in 3xKrazy..And I got all this las t 3 cd's.
Keak Da Sneak by Pimptress December 17, 2003

speakeasy 

A place where alcohol could be "safely" purchased during the era of prohibition in the USA.
speakeasy by Anonymous August 12, 2003

Pacheco Sneaker 

You take a dump in somebody's shoes without them knowing it, especially when they are passed out drunk.
After Ryan passed out, they drunk jenga'd him and gave him a pair of Pacheco Sneakers.
Pacheco Sneaker by TastyMcJuicy March 27, 2009

Sneak Tip 

The Down Low. To do something on the sneak tip is to do it discretely.
"Yo, you gonna roll to that freaks crib tonight?"

"Yeah, but my girlies adround, it's gotta be on the sneak tip"

Sneak Tip by Leviathin November 2, 2008

speaker freaker 

A person, presumably peaking on an intoxicant -- namely ecstasy -- who is so consumed with the pulse of techno, and its throbbing consistent bassline, that he or she stands as close to the speaker on a dance floor as possible.

Amusingly, speaker freakers often stick their sweaty, bopping heads inside a larger speaker's compartments and holes so the vibration of the music encompasses and massages their bodies. Occasionally, petite partiers manage to crawl inside the crevices of the speakers, assume fetal positions, and let the bass rock them into trances.

More physically active and alert speaker freakers are found next to the speakers with raised arms, as if to worship these tall black obelisks as inanimate gods of technology.
While taking a break to sip bottled water and catch our breath, our eyes darted from the DJs at the front to the speaker freakers across the dance floor. One of the guys pumped his fists in the air to the beat, while his friend -- rolling hard -- put his hands on his bald head, then reached out and fondled the mesh of the speakers.
speaker freaker by Cheri Lucas February 3, 2008