Shitty Cocktail

A mixed alcoholic drink (consumers choice) but containing a sleeping aid and laxatives. Guaranteed to knock you on your ass and so good you'll shit your pants.

Target the loudest most obnoxious member of the party.

Jim, 'Hey Joe, do you think Jack is due for a Shitty Cocktail?'
Joe, 'Long overdue, lets give one to him.'
Jim, 'After it kicks in lets glue his fingers to his nipples.'
Joe, 'Already have the glue ready.'

by Erodon November 9, 2012

shitty committee

It's "Butt Chin's" way of saying....... Shit is about to go south!

These niggers are peepin us! They in the cut! Nigga!shitty committee

by Drew-b December 18, 2013

Shitty Baps

The act of smearing shit around you penis and inserting it into your partners asshole. Before inserting it you may smack your dick around your partners ass checks, or "Baps". Your partner must also have just defecated before so his/her ass is filled with the pooy goodness you want when committing "Shitty Baps" with your feces infected penis.

Samantha: God, these bread baps are really shitty
Steve: I'll give you Shitty Baps later on tonight
(Steve later smeared shit around his penis and penetrated Samantha)

by Honey, I Shrunk The Hitler August 6, 2016

Abso shitty music

Someone playing really bad bad music

Ellis:play some good music Nathan

Nathan:gotcha
*plays xxxtentacion
Ellis:TURN THAT ABSO SHITTY MUSIC OFF

by Kianc101 July 16, 2019

shitty titties

When a female has a nice personality, face, and body; except for her breasts.

"Oh man, she's so hot."
"Yeah, but those are one bad case of shitty titties."

by crystallis November 14, 2012

Shitty Music

Wild musical ventures that have not succeeded.

Kanye West produces shitty music.

by EatableCrib December 29, 2016

smittle

To ejaculate in a girls mouth and then have her spit the cum in your anal passage "butcrack" and then slurp and/or lick it out

mike loves to smittle

by munroe94 December 14, 2010