A heinous cousin of the upper decker (a classic bathroom prank), in which someone first defecates then procedes to place his or her fecal matter into a light fixture or other raised object in the target bathroom, leaving quite a surpise for whomever enters next.
To demonstrate her hatred for corporate America, Lauren left a slam dunk in the lamp in the Starbucks.
by JTTTTT March 23, 2010
Get the Slam dunk mug.The art of throwing bananas at people in order to steal their food and/or money. Usually a last case scenario when trying sell bananas and/or exchange a banana for other food product. If you have had a banana thrown at you while your food was being taken, then you were banana slammed. A technique most often used when trying to trade a banana for a burrito.
Banana Slammer: "How much for a beef burrito?"
Vendor: "$4.00"
Banana Slammer: "All I have is this banana, wanna trade?"
Vendor: "No, sorry, cash only"
Banana Slammer: "Are you kidding me? This is a perfectly good banana!"
Vendor: "Four dollars please"
Banana Slammer: (Throws banana at vendor's head and jacks his box of burritos) "Take that, dildo mouth"
Vendor: "ouch, I was just banana slammed!"
Vendor: "$4.00"
Banana Slammer: "All I have is this banana, wanna trade?"
Vendor: "No, sorry, cash only"
Banana Slammer: "Are you kidding me? This is a perfectly good banana!"
Vendor: "Four dollars please"
Banana Slammer: (Throws banana at vendor's head and jacks his box of burritos) "Take that, dildo mouth"
Vendor: "ouch, I was just banana slammed!"
by JCquack May 3, 2008
Get the banana slam mug.I just found out I owe $3800 in taxes this year - what a taint slam.
My ex-girlfriend is dating my brother - taint slam!
My ex-girlfriend is dating my brother - taint slam!
by thorass March 24, 2011
Get the Taint Slam mug.a common sex act in the colorado and rocky mountain area in which one sexual partner purchases a grand slam from Denny's restaurant, places the entire meal in his or her partner's ass, and eats the entire thing seasoned as preferred...hot sauce is commonly recommended
I was hitchhiking with a trucker, when we became really hungry. As we passed by Denny's, we decided the best way to fix our qualms would be to share a grand slam.
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(Written at the top of the page)Which is a better mode of transportation, hybrid car or gasoline car? (Then you write your first name, and your answer).
by SugrAnne June 25, 2005
Get the slam book mug.Related to Texas Holdem Poker. When a player, plays 2 consecutive hands BLIND ( not looking ).
The 1st hand winning and reveling very poor cards, ( example a 7,2 offsuit )..aka the DONK.
The 2nd hand also winning but reveling good cards, ( example A,A pocket aces ).. aka the SLAM
The conditions of the situation may vary, but the main things are that both hands must be played BLIND entirely until they are reveled at end of hand. The 1st hand must be considered a junk/ non playable hand. And that the 2nd hand must be a very good hand pockets/nuts.
The 1st hand winning and reveling very poor cards, ( example a 7,2 offsuit )..aka the DONK.
The 2nd hand also winning but reveling good cards, ( example A,A pocket aces ).. aka the SLAM
The conditions of the situation may vary, but the main things are that both hands must be played BLIND entirely until they are reveled at end of hand. The 1st hand must be considered a junk/ non playable hand. And that the 2nd hand must be a very good hand pockets/nuts.
by CongaChild July 20, 2010
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