SimplePhile

Someone who is sexually attracted to the dead bodies of children ages 1-12.

"I was shocked to learn that my friend was a SimplePhile.

by Reptention October 19, 2020

SimpleSample

a great and amazing friend who is always there for me

ily /p (unless 😳😳😳😳)

"i just haven't been feeling real good lately"
SimpleSample: "hey don't worry man i care for you :)"

by TheUhh October 2, 2021

ignorant simpleton

a simple ton is a person who does not realize how dumb they are but are really dumb and immature.

T giggles is an ignorant simpleton, he knows nothing.

by burrman23 April 6, 2010

Sample Surfing

The act of going through Costco or mall food courts and sampling from every poor sod having to stand there with free samples of food.

James and Robert didn't feel like paying for a meal, so they snuck into Costco and went sample surfing.

by IsraelHands09 January 17, 2016

Similent

Similar, yet different

"That couple are so similar, yet different. They are totally similent."

by jdh-au November 6, 2016

sample sneaker

When a sneaker company (ex. Adidas) makes a sneaker, but does not release it.

Cooper:"sample sneakers are custom sneakers made by random people."
Me:"No u fucking idiot. It's a brands unreleased sneaker."

by Mikey189 July 15, 2017

Sample Squatters

Costco shoppers who park their cart next to the free sample stand, waiting for the next batch to be ready. Usually parking in such a way that blocks easy access to other carts, discouraging other sample seekers.

Amy: "Hey, we should go get some free samples."

Matt: "Nah, it's already surrounded by sample squatters."

Amy: "Let's go ram their carts!"

Matt: "Now you're talkin'."

by parallel_master September 25, 2017