schremph

pure wetness at its finest.

By far the best baller in NBA Hangtime.

AKA. tittiemcnittie

Drew: "Damm why do I get so wet with mo money schremph"

Gayzee: "Idk he's unstopable"

Sulli: " I want Schremph's shawnson"

by Schremph's #1 fan May 26, 2008

scramblette

An affectionate term given to a small furry pet who is given to scrambling around like a mad animal.

That crazy scramblette knocked everything off the counter AGAIN!

by Pantsington October 20, 2009

Scemble

Scared by tumble weed

OMG! Scemble!

by Deathly Hallows December 1, 2018

Hosni Scheme

Derived from the Supreme leader of Egypt, Hosni Mubarak,
a Hosni scheme is when a person in charge resigns but
fails to relinquish power.

Our boss just pulled a Hosni scheme. He said he was going
to quit, but not until eight months from now.

by goldandsilverowner February 21, 2011

Cram and scram

A one night stand in which the visitor leaves before any potential morning after interactions can take place

"I know I had my beer goggles on, and there were no eggs in the fridge for omelets, so I opted for a cram and scram."

by AbeNH January 7, 2009

scemo

scene+emo / scemo - derived from the Italian word scemo which means idiot.

Urban Dictionary Definition = (noun) A foolish or idiotic looking or acting emo or scene kid who looks like a total poser wannabe awesome person.

scemo - ie, some person who is totally, cluelessly, hopelessy not emo or scene, but is trying super, way hard to be and it is just pathetically not stellar, dude.

like, omg!

<333

by scemoboy January 25, 2009

scrambled egg face

An offence where one has a severe case of acne

Oi, don't call Kevin scrambled egg face

by Lister March 17, 2003