sleep shart

when your bowel movement is so vigorous in your slumber that your body proceeds to dump your diharrea into your bed without you knowing.

i had a sleep shart last night

by joeyback April 4, 2019

Sleep Debt

The quantification of sleep debt.

If you're tired you probably have sleep debt.

by SevenWest April 8, 2019

Sleep

To be sleep is to not be woke (to be aware/down to earth)
To say something that something sounds dumb
Sleep is the opposite of woke

"Did you really just say that?"
"You sound sleep af"

by LycanSpirit October 22, 2019

Sleep

A free trial of death, that you get every night.

bob:Hi mom i just got sleep.
mum:ok bob.
bob: it was like death

by Screeeeedellelededeeleleelldee October 31, 2019

Sleepbot

Sleepbot is a made up word from the mouth of Danica Leavelle.

“You are a sleepbot bro”

by anonymous July 4, 2022

After Sleep

The sleep that occurs after your alarm goes off. You must get out of bed for no more then 2 seconds and then return to your slumber knowing that you will be late for something.

This is generally the best kind of slumber due to the fact that you dont give a fuck.

your boss: where were you this morning tom?
tom: I forgot my laptop on my kitchen counter and had to go back across town to get it.

your boss: dont let it happen again
joe: dude you had some after sleep didnt you...
tom: yes it did.

by MultiChampion March 17, 2010

dude-sleep

Another word for good looking guys who need beauty sleep.

Angel aka "El Guapo" gotta go get his dude-sleep on. He has a long day tomorrow.

by phil mate June 16, 2010