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Man you already know what the fuck going on. Sarah is the most dyslexic bitch you will meet. Even though she fractured her nose that isn’t the only thing I will fracture (;. She is beyond beautiful when she is sleeping because her eyes aren’t open. Everytime we are on facetime she makes me horny & makes me ejaculate my kids into my ceiling. She is a dumbass motherucker & cant spell soup. She says she drinks bread & eats water, lol what kind of nonsense is that hehe. I met her on instagram but she dubbed me. She left me on open & said “what the fuck do you want nibba” a couple of weeks later she slid I to my dm’s & gave me her number. I messaged her “YERRRR” & once she replied “YERRR” I knew I was In love #NewJerseyLove. I want everything to do with her because everytime I see her eat water it makes me happy. I love calling her baby because she acts like she’s 2. sarah is my life but she’ll never be my wife lol. We are going to get married at the local gas station because she makes my peeped oily lol. also her butt is so phatt that when she sits on me she breaks my dick. hehe
Yo did you see that big butt? Yeah bro it was a sarah you already know what the fuck is going on
by igor gumdrop December 20, 2017
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Sarah stands for Sassy And Real Amen Hallelujah!
Sarah walked out of the bathroom and owned her poop ghost!
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Everyone knows you can’t trust a Sarah with an h
Sometimes you can trust a Sara but you can never trust a Sarah
by Metolius twonjohnson June 6, 2019
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Husband: Darling is it that time of the month?

Wife: Im afraid so, I smell like Sarah.
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a unit of measurement equaling approximately 2 ft in length
"How far did our joint shoot the ball?"
"About 2 and a half sarahs."
"Damn dude. We need to shoot it 10 sarahs to win!"
by Minhdzuy November 9, 2008
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Cougar. Women who preys on young boys
"That 18 year old girl is dating a 15 year old boy" - random girl 1

"Wow, how Sarah F of her." - random girl 2
by funnnyshuff4 November 24, 2010
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Sarah is gorgeous! and never fails to make someone laugh! She is very outgoing, and you would be lucky to have her!
by Alyssa.Sinclair June 30, 2016
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