Saif

Someone who wants work from someone else always leave out of nowhere cause he dumb

Saif :PLEASE GIVE ME WORK
Saif:I AM GOING TO SLEEp

by howeshlak June 3, 2020

Sailor stomp

This rare phenomenon where a giant foot - which has received a homage in pop culture such as the television show "The Monty Python" due to its mysterious nature - lowers out of the sky every 120 years to target an unsuspecting sailor. This is called 'Sailor Stomp Syndrome'; shortened to 'Sailor Stomp

SPLATT! "omg they got gay john(the sailor)"
he got sailor stomped :(
awwwwwwwwwww

by Berin April 22, 2006

sailing the ship

driving whilst most intoxicated

The bar is closed and I now rely on a more Divine compass, for I am sailing the ship home!

by cap'n joe November 10, 2008

SailKitty

Sailkitty Slang

A person who kicks a cat that becomes airborne.

Last night there we two cats fighting outside of the door. One ran off as mutt opened the door, The other cat just stood there hissing at him. Mutt kicked the cat which had then become a Sailkitty. The Sailkitty had then cleared a car and hit a tour bus parked next door. The cat got up and ran off.

by ~MUTT~ May 20, 2008

Sailor's Diet

Consuming large quantities of male ejaculate on a consistent basis.

I hear Carolyn switched over to the Sailor's Diet when she entered college.

by Theoic September 26, 2010

sailor bill syndrome

male; SEX! ANY PORT IN A 'STORM'!

the concept of a male 'creaming' just about anywhere! (broken glass, garbage bag, monica lewinsky)

if a male were to risk their entire reputation and integrity on a "quickie", it would be at least SOMEWHAT understandable; if they 'shopped' some "quality transportation"!!.

why look back down the road later and think about how you risked everything to 'hammer' some SKANK??!!

at least the kennedys could hardly be blamed for wanting to sample the treasures of marilyn monroe!! -what is this trend of 'hammering' anything that looks even remotely human?? one has to really wonder about the male!!

he had the sailor bill syndrome, and was pounding a hole in the side of a dumpster!!

the sailor bill syndrome had its' talons into the libido of the male...he was caught 'fucking' a 50 lb box of roofing nails.

by michael foolsley June 12, 2011

Saif and Humaid

Ugly as they will always be they still have 1 braincell competing to continue on living unfortunately it just died and they make so dumb I cant handle it one of them has a BUMPY NOES the other has A MOLL in his noes I cant it makes me anxious, nervous, and scared for my own life I need your advice on what to do.

Saif and Humaid are ugly.

Saif and Humaid are the divine definition of ugly, unwanted, needed, and useless.

Saif and Humaid get on everybody nerves including the KINGS.

Saif means poop. Humaid means mold.

by THE KINGS OG MAIDEN March 21, 2022