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Safety

1. A friend who goes on a first date with you, in case it goes bad.

2. Can be known as the 'safety' phone call when u get an 'unexpected phone call' on a bad date.

3. Also, someone used to cover up where they've been or where they are going.
1. "Hey, i'm going on this date wit guy I met the other day. Will you go with me to be my safety?"
"Again?"
"Please? What if the guy is a weirdo!!"
"Ok, fine."

2."Hey, I'm going on a date with Tom from next door. Give me s safety call around, 8:30"

3. "So what did you tell Andrew you were doing tonight?"
"Oh, I told him I was hanging out with you tonight, going shopping or whatever"
"Why do you always gotta use me for shit like that? You know, you're gonna get caught one day!!!"
"Nah, it's ok- you're my safety. He won't think a thing!"
by Korraahhh December 6, 2006
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sagefag

Say-j-fag (n) A person who doesn't bump on forums.
Sagefag
by ogoober March 30, 2009
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safety first

safety first:
1) loves to rage
2) tour is life
3) the brothers past mascot
4) slinging bunk yay on lot
5) trying to talk to all the ladies
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safety scissors

A pair of scissors that has been made so that they are unable to cut anything besides human flesh, and therefore considered "childproofed". This supports the theory that humans are getting stupider (see airport and educational television).
"Safety scissors are comletely useless."
by Kazyan July 13, 2006
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Sage Hill

Sage Hill is a school that all in all is bullshit.
1. For $19000 dollars a year not only could one get a decent education they could get the education with a gorilla fucking them up the ass.
2. It contains individuals such as the Palleys. An ugly family with way to much money. And they also show to places uninvited.
3. For 19 grand they will gladly fuck your sense of community so far up that you will never see the world as it is.
4. Full of liberals that want to legalize gay marriage, and want us all to lose our fire arms.
5. Even though they have 19 grand per student... the chairs, computesr, and doors all suck shit.
6. 2. There was a teacher that had gay porn on the internet... i rest my case




fuck teh paleys
"dude no that school has palley's"
by brendan February 11, 2005
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