Rule 36A

An addition to Rule 36, this rule states that, if there is a fetish for anything, then therefore anything must be porn, at least to someone. To simplify: It is not necessary for a subject to contain sexual content in order to be classified as "porn", according to Rule 36. To simplify further: Everything is porn.

Person 1: Man, the internet is crazy. I bet there's even Holocaust porn out there.

Person 2: To someone, the Holocaust already is porn.

Person 1: What? Seriously?

Person 2: Rule 36A.

by vashatako February 1, 2010

Rule of Society

When party A touches/feels/grabs/etc a body part of party B, party B has the right to touch/feel/grab/etc the same body part of party A.

That chick just pinched my nipple, so, according to the Rule of Society, I get to pinch her nipple in retaliation.

by The J-Dizzle July 29, 2008

Rule 88

If it exists, there's a furry version of it

Check out this awesome rule 88 pic of Rammstein as foxes!

by Moonbarker Osbourne July 10, 2007

rule 99.1

If friends spend more than 60 minutes unable to decide what to do, they must default to sexual experimentation.

Friend 1: Huh... I didn't know about rule 99.1.

Friend 2: Me either...

Friend 1: ...I'll get the Crisco.

by Quacker1 February 16, 2008

Rule 38

If it exists, it's probably in Japan.

Truman: Raw horseflesh Ice cream?
Yu Min: No Way!!! That can't be real.
Truman: Rule 38.
Yu Min: Topo!

by Elite CAT October 31, 2008

one five three rule

Unspoken but widely understood rule regarding selecting a public urinal, specifically if there are five urinals to choose from. If all are unoccupied you choose the one on the far left (1). If this one is occupied you choose the far right one (5). If both are occupied you choose the center one (3). The object is to maximize the space between yourself and anybody else who currently has their shlong out.

urinator 1) "Hey buddy, one five three rule. Scoot over."

*scoots over*

urinator 2) "Sorry, wasn't thinking"

by skid mark vz March 8, 2008

Rule 6547

No duck-faces. They are unattractive.

Girl: THIS FACE LOOKS SO CUUUTE!! * duckfaces in picture *

Guy: Rule 6547.

by Chiszle August 29, 2011