Comfort Rubbing

An act in which an older gentleman holds his slightly limp penis in his hand, gently stroking it. Never too fast or vigorous, in doing so, the male will not ejaculate.

Typically, this action is for pure cozy reasons or because the male suffer from erectile disorder.

Bob: "Oh man, I'm having an awful day, need to head home and do me some comfort rubbing"

by bruceleeper June 3, 2010

Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice,Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake

A roast that is rarely used but is critical when used

Me to a fucktard that roasted me: What did you say you Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice,Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake ass fucktard?

by IsaacTheMan_YT March 22, 2021

Rubber Ducky

The act of shit rubbing up against a girls face in a hot tub and her mistaking it for a rubber ducky floating around.

While having sex with a girl in a hot tub, doggy-style, you slowly let out an incredibly long shit. The current from the hot tub carries the "Rubber Ducky" over to her and starts poking her in the face.

by Drusalt1 April 3, 2009

rubbing the ronald

Jerkin it. Masturbating. For a male it would mean to continously rub your penis until fully satisfied and eventually ejaculate. For girls it means that you rub or finger your pussy until satisfied and squirt if neccessary.

"Theres nothing like rubbing the ronald after a long day of work," says Andrew
Carmicheal says, "Holy shit guy, you can do that"

Lucy says, "Hey girls lets rub the ronald"
"Good Idea," says Carlita
"I'll get the lube" says Monica

by Rambunxious Todd October 16, 2007

rubber band

Tire with a narrow sidewall. Useually for large rims. As wheels get bigger the tires on them have to get proportionally smaller to still fit in the wheel well. The tirm is useually used in refernce to tires on 20" and larger wheel sizes. You will here references to tires as "rubber bands" in rap songs.

That boy Jim is riding on some rubber bands.

by ME November 5, 2004

rubberband

Used to wrap your money.

The slang term was used by rapper T.I. on one of his songs to show how much money he carried around.

I'm the rubberband man! I got all that money on me fool!

by refuze May 14, 2005

rubberlegged

Unsteady on one's legs, usually due to drunkenness. Similar to weak-kneed or jelly-kneed.

He got up from the bar with difficulty and headed for the bathroom, rubberlegged.

by Cynthia Edwards December 9, 2008